Seems Legit

It totally won't destroy the contacts, trust him.

Fix your Xbox by putting it in the oil filter!
Fix your Genesis by takin' a dump on it!
Fix your PC at PCMATIC.PCMATIC.PCMATIC.PCMATIC.PCMATIC.PCMATIC.VIRUS

Seems legit and love your avi

Some people believe you can put your broken video card in the oven for a bit and it will fix it, it may work, but there is always the possibility for failure.

That can work, you can also sometimes fix it by using a lighter.

Anything can work, really.

I should fix my PS3 by throwing it out of a two store window.

That contacts look tasty.

I fixed the dead battery in my Pokemon Gold game by throwing it into Mount Doom.