Sit around children. Uncle freaky is gonna learn your ass.

Since fakku is full of underage kids and virgins.. I going to tell you who babies are made.

Now men and women are very different. You see men are born with a special peepee. Which "pee pee" rhymes with "teepee" which you use to wipe your ass and women are born with a vagina which i likes to calls it a "gigi", which rhymes with "puppy"...but not very well.

Now when a man and woman do a special hug which can feel nice depending on the size of a guy's hand consonantly wrap around your neck. During this special hug the man stick his pee pee into the woman's gigi and that how two people who loves each other every much make a welfare check.. i mean a baby.

I hate you so.

Man~ I wanna make a welfare cheque too!! (Sounds like fun)

....... MONEY!!!

cheque... oh your english... groovy.

Great Story. One of my favorites.

Can you name the show i stole it from children.

Did you say Mister Roger's neighborhood? No i pinched it from Dora the TJ cock explorer..

which rhymes with puppy

I lold

All this time I thought that hitting my crotch against hers was sex!

why are there 3 users with that same Hanekawa avatar

I am at the motherfucking airport waiting for a motherfucking flight at 6pm. I have had a bit of alcohol beforehand. All I want to say is that this is one motherfucking great cunt wetting story.

Quick, Short and straight to the point.

Burned, topic maker. I wonder if you taste good with mustard?

Care to answer?

Burned.. by aai? Shit son lurk some more. Aai can't even leave his reservation to get fire water. He is the Indian burn. Also i taste like farmer John sausage. Meh.

my ass has just been learned

I knew it.