So fucking annoying

Nowadays, I can't walk around without pants for a multitude of reasons[Those fucking reasons]. I can't turn around without my immense boner slapping someone in the face. I get arrested for indecent exposure and physical assault. And every once in a while, my penis catches a fuckin' kid[Those fucking kids.] and like the kids are always all like "OH GOD. HIS DICK IS IN MY MOUTH.". Man, when did kids start swearing like that? And then I get fucking arrested for pedophilia and sticking my flying boner in a kid's mouth[The police man said that sticking my penis in a kid's mouth is so awful that it should be a separate charge. Fuckin' prude[[Those fuckin' prudes.]].]. But now I'm home, without pants, jus' posin' seductively, slappin' my dick away from my mouth[My penis gravitates towards mouths.].

Today was a really tiring day....

SO WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO TERRORIZE YOUR COMMUNITY AND BLOW SHIT UP?

Allah demands explosions. He is not pleased.

Attach a proximity mine to your dick or something. Try to not blow your head off.

RIGHT AFTER MY COMMUNITY STOPS SETTIN' BUSES AND SHIT ON FIRE. They crazy like dat.



SHOULDN'T YOU BE PRETENDING TO BE BLACK SOMEWHERE?????

I already met my hustlin' niggas quota today. Allah demands more from you.

Allah-u-akbar

You hustle the blacks? What d'ya hustle? Their Kool-aid?



THE POLICE WOULD BE EVEN MORESOER UP IN MY BITCH THEN THEY BE RIGHT NOW, MAN. They'd be like "Why are you slapping children in the face with your dick? And then why do their heads blow up?". Then I be all like "I have a mine strapped to my wang." then they be like "That's illegal." and then I be like "So?" then they be like "You can't do that." and I be like "Prostitution's illegal too yet your mother does it." and then the Black people be like "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH." and then I'll be arrested again.

I want some sexy violence now.

Dickslap the police too.

If Nash was still here, he'd give you some of his favorite guros.

Grape drank sells well, naw meen?

I don't think you understand. Allah is speaking through me, and he demands fireworks. How do I know all this? I woke up with a giant fucking beard with a nuke for an alarm clock. Fuck, now I have this insatiable need to kill infidels. The next infidel to post has his mother sacrificed to spiked dildos.

Dammn, I knew I was missing out on something..

EDIT:

And why is my Ma' still there and bitching!?

How the hell can the kid say that???

I'm surrounded by racists...

MY VIOLENCE ONLY HAS ONE SETTTING; SEXY.



Kids be on da' street corners; sellin' dem purple lightnanz. Nigga's be getting high offa' dat shit.

Infidels? INFIDELS? YOU AIN'T NO TERRORISMIST. REAL TERRORISMISTS FUCKIN' TARGET BIG ASS BUILDINGS.

Terrorismist: That building... is looking at me funny... DEATH TO BUILDING.
/Building

They supa' extreme 'bout it too. Crashin' puranes, shootin' dem misles, throwin' dem burkas.

Puts some god dam pants on dude!

I don't want to see your junk!

I'm eating here!

Did your dick explode yet? Allah demands sacrifices. You'll get 72 penises in heaven.