So hot, very hot

It' so fucking hot here, its 1 PM right now, don't feel like fapping, nor going outside. There isn't a single person outside. So quite and hottt.
Dafuq do I do?

It's 2330 here. Go lie down on your bed and wait to pass out from the heat. That's what I do.

Bury yourself in a sand

Take off your clothes, turn on the AC till it's freezing cold, grab a six pack of beer (or whatever you want), order a steaming hot super-sized pizza or two and watch anime or play games. Get a friend to come over for sex afterwards.

Post something I can fap to.

Watch Doctor Who.
It's fantastic.

Fuck me, my PC feels as if its having a cardiac arrest, and my AC still isn't fixed, what now?

Have you taken off your clothes yet? Anyway, where do you live that's 1PM at the time of the first posting? Sounds awfully close to my time-zone or something.

I'm staying in the Philippines for now, relatives and such.

Welp, I'm in Singapore. It's hot everyday here too. I feel your pain. I swear I'm gonna move out of here one day and live in a place where there are temperate seasons.

3444983 get!

The AC is cool here.

*quiet

and hate the heat. Im moving to someplace that gets the four seasons. Or AT LEAST the cold one PROPERLY. >:/