Soooooo.... I'm Allergic To Shrimp (FUUUUUUUUU)

Well while enjoying a cup of noodles today (Shrimp flavored) my lips like always got plumped. Usually I thought its because the noodles was hot. But after my throat swelled up I went to see a doctor and it turns out I'm allergic to shrimp...... This would be fine and dandy if 75% of my pantry wasn't Shrimp cup of noodles. I'm just wondering what do I do with $120 worth of shrimp noodles?

I got pepperspray on my lips last night, i wouldnt wish that on an enemy.

Sell it.

Sucks that you're allergic to prawns. I love prawns.

sucks for you. don't worry you can give me all of them. I love those noodle cups

Hahahahaha. You're such a fucking idiot.

"Gee, my lips seem to be swelling. Oh well I'll just keep eating this shit and buy $120 worth of it."

Who the fuck would want to buy cup of noodles from a creepy 24 year old living in an apartment

Ika musume

Fuck it.

Fuck knows if you're creepy, but I would. I like Cup noodles.

Or get a refund if you still have the receipt.

lol, thats awesome.

Keep eating it. Stab yourself with an EpiPen everytime shit goes wrong. Take a fuck load of prednisone for the rest of your life.

Dump it all.

2 things.

1. How the fuck did you manage that, considering it's fucking pepper spray,

2. I feel bad that the OP made me lol. :

Fuck, that sucks. I feel for you, too; I'm allergic to shrimp as well.

Ummmm, re...fund?

Next time just don't be allergic.

Problem Solved!

I was looking through my glovebox and found a can of it, decided to see if it still worked and ended up getting some on my fingers, I bite my nails so one thing led to another.

dump it in charity boxes or sell it or build something yes build something then destroy it with bombs and inhale all the dust