Stealing the money is 1 thing.. but he stole the chicken too

http://www.myfoxdetroit.com/story/26028410/detroit-restaurant-customers-robbed-at-gunpoint

Hes doing a great job not furthering any stereotypes.

I know right?

seriously 1:10 was fucking funny

Another example of why I don't watch the news.

So not only was he stupid enough to not conceal his identity, he robs people of their fried chicken and their money?

What's next, are they going to track him through empty bottles of grape soda and half eaten watermelon?

If his name turns out to be Tyrone or like Loquan I'm gonna seriously lose it.

don't forget he also left his car keys