That feeling when you're taking a shit

And no one leaves you alone.

I was expecting more enema and dogwalk play.

Depends. Taking a quiet enjoyable dump is rare.

I'm surprised you can still flush that shit

Well, we know one thing--Working in the sewers is truly a shitty job.

I feel more shitty when I go to drop the bombs and there is no toilet paper, I instantly ifeel dirty and shitty

How about this, your pinchin' a loaf and your cellphone rings and it's on the bathroom sink just outta reach. Now, that's a bitch!

Nah, sink's close enough I can rest my head on it, now that's relaxing

The first thought that came to mind is how you'd go about tucking your dick under.

Or trying to shit without it touching someone else's arse. Or theirs touching your arse.




When that happens I have a quick shower, mostly focusing on cleaning my arsehole.
I don't use sponges I use my hands, then wash them with antibac handwash after.
Fuck sponges.