The 'Fakku is MINE now' game

Let's play a game:

The person who's posted above you owns FAKKU and if you assassinate the person, FAKKU will then belong to you. Post how you assassinated them. It should be a way that the police can't trace it to you, if possible.
Post what you will change on FAKKU now that you own it [size=10]This is the main idea of the thread, I just wanted to make it interesting[/h].

I will begin.

Jacob has died of a heart attack- before his death, he wrote 'L, did you know, gods of death, love apples' in his own blood on the wall of his room, and I have inherited FAKKU.

My change:
Waar is banned. For life. IP address too. If he somehow finds a way to use FAKKU, the system will recognize his speech style in the forums and ban him again.

EDIT: You cannot take over FAKKU more than once; dead men can't repost.

I hired Dante [size=10]from DMC[/h] to kill you, you freakin' demon. C WUT I DID THAR?

Change: Add Roleplay section :D

FAKKU is now conquered by the Fakku Fox Army.

Gets rid of you from my army

Change: Everybody on Fakku must use Kitsune avatars

*fox stew*


Lolis are back

THE FAKKU FOX ARMY CONQUERED AGAIN!

1. You need to post the changes you make now that you own FAKKU.
2. You were assassinated, dead men don't repost.

That's very disappointing.

Headshot by a selfdestructing AI.

All changes made by others before me are repealed. Except allowing the loli. The Church thanks you for that one.

You evil bastard!! >:O If I was alive, I'd kill you!

i'll 'demon-away' you

Change: Nobody must leave FAKKU
Nobody must think of leaving FAKKU

use my squad of super elite fire ninjas to kill you

change- replies are not allowed in this post :D

sorry unos im still alive

Use ancient magics to create a minion that will poison the current ruler of Fakku, then disperse the said minion and assume direct control.

My changes:

Establish a hero-worship of myself. Establish a translation group fanatically devoted to their work that would translate any given title, be it a vid, a doujin or a VN.

A personal trollforce that would root out any opposition, as well as be Fakku's eyes and ears.

Compulsory female avys.

Compulsory breast inspections.

Absolute power corrupts, sure. But it rocks absolutely too.

Aww... But I like my avatar! 8)

Well, I suppose incredibly good traps or GAR avys can be granted an ex ordinary pardon.

If I'm feeling like it.

challenged to a legal childrens card game and got sent to the shadow realm
change:a whole section for teh trolls