The last drunken Nexus Thread (not even joking)

Its all over, unless I control my blood pressure, So I'm going on one last binge (I hope) and I'm enjoying myself. Here I go through this fucked up adventure, as I type this meaningless spiel.




If these are my last words, I want Freaky to know, that he lived a better life than me. I mean it.

Sober Edit: Holy fuck! whats wrong with me? Part of my keyboard is busted, and I think I tipped the pizza guy $20 by mistake, and I didn't even eat the pizza, I threw it in the fridge and probably passed out after that.

Double Edit: Oh shit! there is video too! What the hell!

Main line Lisinopril. I snort fucking 40 milligrams a day.

Fuck you! I'm complementing you. JUST TAKE IT!

Requiescat in pace.

Fucking hell! I just puked a pint, this has definitely got to stop. Thank Akitosh I don't have to work today.

Don't you mean Akatosh?

That aside, I knew you wouldn't drink yourself to death buddy.

Glad to see you're the same ol' Slayer.

Well as long as you're enjoying yourself, I guess you're fine.

Which ones better?

Asahi or Sapporo?

Because I believe I had Sapporo in New York. Fuck I never got buzzed off a beer but sapporo did it. Didnt think it was possible

Asahi is way smoother tasting, don't waste your time with Sapporo, because that stuff tastes nasty and slightly bitter.

Almost did, 14 cans of beer and one tall can lay on the floor of my place, and Ive been in bed all day. It was fun last night but not today. I haven't been this hungover since new years 2012. I think I'm gonna pack it in, and drink responsibly for a while.

I got drunk last night. Drunk me decided to go for a walk at 3am playing Pokémon GO. I sober up way too quickly for my liking though.

I chased a small herd of deer across the street at 1 am once. Luckily there was no bucks or baby deers with their mother, just similar size deer looking at me like "What the fuck is wrong with you buddy?".