The Night Before Christmas...

Twas the night before christmas
And all through the house
Everyone felt shitty
Including the mouse

With mom at the whore house
And dad smoking grass
I'd just settled down
For a nice piece of ass

Then from outside
I heard such a clatter
I sprang from my piece
To see what's the matter

Then out on the lawn
I saw a big dick
I knew in a moment
It must be St. Nick

He came down the chimney
Like a bat out of hell
I knew in a moment
The floper had fell

He filled up out stockings
With pretzels and beer
And a big rubber dick
For my brother the queer

He rose up the chimney
With a thunderous fart
The son of a bitch
Blew the chimney apart

He swore and he cursed
As he rode out of sight
"Piss on you all
And have a hell of a night!"

Writing (and Lemons)?

Didn't write it.

Okay

It's all christmasy and shit.

Like me.

You're only 16 days early for the song to make sense

before christmas,i might gonna give those happy couples a "nightmare before christmas"