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What IS Shit Slap?

#1. "A first cousin to the term "Jackson 5'ed', a Shit Slap is when you swipe your fingers through your own ass hole, then bitch slap another individual with your shit covered fingers leaving a rusty tire tread."

#2. "An open hand slap in which the one assaulting has covered said hand with excrement. Usually reserved for conflicts in which one has a great deal of time and not a lot of dignity."

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What is a Fap Slap?

#1. "Rapid slap attack with damage depending on the size of fore arm muscle. A move foremost used by lonely men masturbating too much to cartoon porn"