V-Day 2014, IB Edition

True love doesn't exist, there has only ever been and will be love.

Surely true love at first sight.

True friendship is betraying a friend for their own good (sabotaging self-sabotaging)The key is doing it with good intention, if a friend is suffering but too proud to accept help you do it anyway and refuse to do otherwise. (I'm lucky enough to have a friend good enough to do that for me, and I do my best to return the favor)

True love is true friendship with romantic feelings attached.

Happy over-priced gift day everyone!

I don't believe in love

True love is your girlfriend sucking your dick while still in the shopping mall. True friend will run interference and block for you so you don't get cought.

Shouldn't you be trying to find a girlfriend?

Sure, I'd ask you for tips but I don't think you even met your last one face to face.

Sick burn.

Plane tickets are expensive.
But you know what isn't?
Talking to girls.
[size=10]Try it.[/h]

True love is growing accustomed to each others' body odor.

True friendship has no expectations or strings attached.

I do though(I actually leave my house), I just don't have a weird tendency to slobber all over them.

>not worshipping women
u gey bruh?
u suk dix?
bet u cud suk a gofl ball thru a gardin hoze

Only if they're traps and they have a feminine penis.

No homo.

Futa isn't gay right?
...
right??

So homo.

<2

Smells like homosex in here.

no

nevarr

True love is letting your woman do want she wants.