What the hell should the male equivalent of "schlick" be?

I'm a boy and it really bugs me that I don't get an official SFX for masturbation (or one that I know of and am satisfied with); I'm kind of jealous of all of you women. I mean, I get on FAKKU everyday, I mean it-- I would call myself a self-pleasure enthusiast-- and I totally love everyone's comments. But when I see a sentence with the word "schlick" or "schlicked" in it, there's this little ping in my brain... and groins (lol. jk.).
So, any suggestions? (^_^)

I get it.


But what's the point?

Goshunk.

The Op in the other thread seems like an AW

some women are cus they think we're all virgins who can only speak with woman through a computer

But... but you are a virgin who can't talk to a girl unless it online.

Well. . . it's been two years so I might as well be one

Incest doesn't count son.

That's why it's been two years

Ohohohohoho