What's a Black Friday?

Is that like, interracial pronz day?

The Shopping Dead

Duh, its "black Friday".
Slaves are 50% off all day.
But if you want green niggers you have to wait another week.

I have sharpened my knife and am prepared to stab somebody for that (insert generic Black Friday purchase) and it's insanely slashed price.

People shop at ridiculous times.
When retailers make a profit, they call it being in "the black".

A day where you celebrate brown people

The day when all niggasluts get much cheaper.

It's better than MLK's birthday, Juneteenth, and food stamps day combined.

awws hit

Its a day where 'Only in America' happens. By that I mean, people would go ape shit over stuff and even go so far as to fight for something as simple as a large pillow or bed sheets.

I always wondered. To me it sounds like gang rape with 50 black men and 1 white-trash woman.