Who is fasting here in Ramadan 2017 ?

Honestly, I don't even know if I am going to last long enough. Last year I did not. Too much temptation! Also a new books is announced in Junes 2nd so good luck me!

Let's see how you all will do though!

Good luck.

ill fast so fast that i break world records on how fast i can fast

I'm no Muslim or Islamic, But um.. There's a War Zone in my Country and has a Martial Law for 60 Days.. (Thankfully, I'm far away from that place.)

I'm not religious, so I won't be.

Even if I did it for shits and giggles, I like food too much.

no nevermind i remembered

They can still eat. It just can't be during daytime.

people can still sleep it just cant be at night and the sky is green

I know, but I still like food too much.

Food is not the problem. You get used to it on the first day. I can work full power without eating during fasting. It just so tempting not to look at Fakku :D

a little bit of shaking in your life
a little bit of white sauce on the side
a little bit of love for your right hand
a little bit of jizz is what you made

So it's more then food your supposed to stay away from?

Allahu Ackbar

you are supposed to stay away from anything bad. Swearing, watching porn, talking about someone from behind their back, calling people names... etc.

Food is just so you know how the poor feels. Its a meditation for soul and body if you think about it. Staying out of Fakku is the hardest for me.

Is this Halal or Haram OP?

Sounds like a good thing then while also sounding like a bother. Always nice to see things from other peoples perspective.