Would You Rather Game

Ask a would you rather question. Answer the one above you. Maybe give a reason for that answer. Simple.

Would you rather not have to pay for anything ever again, or have your dream wife/husband?

Not have to pay for anything- acquire harem of prostitutes.

Would you rather go schizoid or paranoid?

Paranoid. Not too much of problem

Would you rather have your most prized possession destroyed or have all of your teeth pulled?

I want new teeth anyway, hell no on destroying my laptop! Even though its complete junk all my data is saved on it!

Okay: Would you rather spend the night having sex with Sheri Moon Zombie wearing her house of 1,000 corpses getup, or receive $10,000 cash? Pic related is Sheri:

10000 dollars. I don't need to die at the hands of Rob. Not today anyways.

Would you rather only eat Poptarts for a year or Donuts for a year?

[color=#ff69b4]Poptarts

Would you Rather be killed by Bug as big as your House or be the size of a bug?

The size of a bug, because bug that big is scary as fuck.

Would you pay for Fakku Golds?

No. Does it give special powers, tho?

The Hobbit 1 or the Hobbit 2?

Would you rather go with a pretty girl with no shape whatsoever

Or the best ass and hips with an ugly face?