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I just found out that the clarinet that was in my closet for around 10 years sells for at least $600.















































Tits

Butt.

Blow that bitch before getting paid for it.

Lol u played clarinet. fayg

No, I almost did though.

Nah, it's not that bad. I played flute for a bit back in the day... Was looking for an easy instrument to play, and gave flute a try. Needless to say, it was balls.
Ended up going for euphonium and/ or baritone... One stage was one, and another was the other... They look the same, who cares.
Ended up doing french horn later. got by a major group assesment by pretending to play, cause my cousin was awesome at it, as was next to me, haha.
Mandatory school music was both a blessing and hitler

I remember I had to play clarinet for my first year of middle school.

Then my music teacher said "we have too many clarinets, if you play tuba we'll let you into advanced band and you can use the school's tuba so you never have to bring your instrument to school again"

Needless to say I played tuba for the rest of middle school. Was pretty damn easy and I got to go to Disneyland several times so I got no regrets about that.

I had mandatory in fourth, fifth, and sixth. They put me in the vocal class for all three years.. Needless to say I sang debauched versions in the back for revenge.

Did you sell it yet?

After finding out how valuable it is, I plan to hold onto it for maybe two years or so. This thing will only appreciate.

I still have a trombone from several years ago. I doubt it has gone up in value though. Do you remember how to play the clarinet?

Unrelated:

Not looking forward to Haganai movie

I give you a thousand if you stick in your bump and play your skin flute while farting the theme from Kenshin.

Good move. Just don't wait too long.

Mail it to me instead!

If I spend some extra money to have it all spit and polish I could easily sell it for over $1000. This thing runs at $1700 new. Got another offer for me Papa Freaky?

And you will stick up your butt and stoke your peter pipe while playing kenshin theme with your winds of colon?

@foreground

Keep it and play with yourself and anal dildo show for the same offer.

I will break it...
Using only half of my dick.