Your Computer is Better Than Mine
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Think your computer sucks? Tired of your hunk of junk and feel like shit that you have to use it? Well, throw your cares away, because I am 99% certain that my computer sucks more than yours.
First off, the dimensions of my monitor are 800x600. I know, I'm like a caveman! It's crazy.
Second, I have 60GB of free space. That's not at this moment; that's total. I spent this last week getting rid of a ton of shit so that I could download a 13GB series. I regularly have to go through all my stuff and delete videos and music that isn't essential. I cannot collect shit.
Finally, save the best for last - I have 256MB of RAM. I can't play any online game because my computer won't handle it. Even the shitty free MMORPGs won't work on my computer. And my browser freezes at the drop of a hat. If I want to give myself a headache, all I have to do is browse Fakku while listening to music on YouTube. Within twenty minutes, guaranteed, my computer will fuck up in some way and cause me extreme pain. Despite all this, I love my computer. Because I'm cheap. As long as it runs at all, I'm going to keep using it. God bless America.
So, if you think your computer is bad, try comparing it to mine. Just like how you used to compare your bitchy mom to the drunken mom down the street who beat her kids so you'd feel better about your family. Sure, you get grounded a lot, but at least she feeds you every day.
That last paragraph brought to you by: Shaggy, who has apparently been listening to way too much Daniel Tosh lately.
First off, the dimensions of my monitor are 800x600. I know, I'm like a caveman! It's crazy.
Second, I have 60GB of free space. That's not at this moment; that's total. I spent this last week getting rid of a ton of shit so that I could download a 13GB series. I regularly have to go through all my stuff and delete videos and music that isn't essential. I cannot collect shit.
Finally, save the best for last - I have 256MB of RAM. I can't play any online game because my computer won't handle it. Even the shitty free MMORPGs won't work on my computer. And my browser freezes at the drop of a hat. If I want to give myself a headache, all I have to do is browse Fakku while listening to music on YouTube. Within twenty minutes, guaranteed, my computer will fuck up in some way and cause me extreme pain. Despite all this, I love my computer. Because I'm cheap. As long as it runs at all, I'm going to keep using it. God bless America.
So, if you think your computer is bad, try comparing it to mine. Just like how you used to compare your bitchy mom to the drunken mom down the street who beat her kids so you'd feel better about your family. Sure, you get grounded a lot, but at least she feeds you every day.
That last paragraph brought to you by: Shaggy, who has apparently been listening to way too much Daniel Tosh lately.
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Tegumi
"im always cute"
ShaggyJebus wrote...
First off, the dimensions of my monitor are 800x600.That's your screen resolution, not your monitor's dimensions.
ShaggyJebus wrote...
Second, I have 60GB of free space. That's not at this moment; that's total.I have a laptop with a 20gb hard drive.
ShaggyJebus wrote...
Finally, save the best for last - I have 256MB of RAM. Despite all this, I love my computer. Because I'm cheap. As long as it runs at all, I'm going to keep using it.RAM costs like what, 20$ these days? I assume you're using DDR ram, which means you could probably head to the junkyard and pick up some sticks for free.
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Brittany
Director of Production
You know, buying computer parts themselves isn't that expensive.
Especially if you want to collect shit. I bought a nice external for $70 and it had 160GB on it.
Though I don't dislike my computer at all. I bought it piece by piece and had it put together. It flashes pretty colors and my monitor can be used as a TV and has HDMI ports which I can then use for the PS3, so I'm quite happy with mine.
Though, the one before this was worse than yours. My mom's computer, our first one had 12GB total. So it wouldn't of even been able to handle that series you just downloaded. How about them apples? ;p
Especially if you want to collect shit. I bought a nice external for $70 and it had 160GB on it.
Though I don't dislike my computer at all. I bought it piece by piece and had it put together. It flashes pretty colors and my monitor can be used as a TV and has HDMI ports which I can then use for the PS3, so I'm quite happy with mine.
Though, the one before this was worse than yours. My mom's computer, our first one had 12GB total. So it wouldn't of even been able to handle that series you just downloaded. How about them apples? ;p
