Fucked up things

that you did as a child.

As a kid, whenever we caught a mouse or rat. I would get a match and burn it.

Why?

My mindset was that if I killed it with the fire, at least it can die quickly. Instead of sitting there slowly dying in that sticky trap.

But the only thing that resulted of this was the room smelling like burnt hair and me basically torturing the poor thing.

Why am I bringing this up?

cause I just fucking did it.

edit:

my folks are asking why don't I just stab it with a nail...

You were a messed up kid. Blood cleanses all sins.My brother would stick firecrackers in toads.

well the thing I did was fucked up but my reasons for it were well meaning.

• Kept spiders and didn't feed them. Though that was more out of not understanding the concept of "spiders need to eat too".

• I used to shit in the bathtub. I still don't know why.

• I was a bit of a prick as a child. Borrowed things and refused to give them back until I was scolded and told to give it back.

• Once went out with a friend and his mum to Tesco and for some reason I refused to go in. Whacked off in the car while it was empty. Was too young to blow wads so no cleanup. She came back and asked "what that smell was". I had a window open but apparently the smell of self-pleasure lingered. I blamed it on a fart.

If I remember more I'll add to the list.

Let's see...

-When I was still young; taught a younger guy (family friend's child) how to jack off, for some random reason (didn't touch him or anything, just suggested or something. Can't fully remember. Was very innocent in mind, but he's probably scarred. Should ask him about that)

-When I was a bit older than still young; couldn't get into a cubby house out in the back yard, so my idea of getting in, was to smash windows and open the door from the inside, or crawl in. Once I smashed one, I realised it was a bad idea, because it was a) too far from the door, and b) there was sharp as fuck glass everywhere.

Can't think of any other specific examples, but those are some of the deadshit/ fucked up things I did as a kid

I have a mate that killed a cat for stealing his chicken

Tendencies for serial killers. The Oahu ripper.

not really. There are people who do chick and dog fights.

Never mind I just remembered some stuff.

*Fucked my cousins in their ass while they were sleep.

*Threw guinea pigs out the window. They all died.

*Threw rock at a church window while they were in service.

*Got suspended 12 times while in my 2nd grade

Annnnnd that was it. I was a very very bad boy.

Whoa whoa whoa you fucked your cousins... while they slept?

Not sure if you should say that on the internet... the FBI might be watching.

But I was only 7 and they were in their teens ;_;

I lived a really boring and normal childhood. I was never particularly spoiled, had plenty of friends, and just went to school every day.I spent summers outside almost all day, running through the woods and fishing with my friends. I had the occasional sleepover, and got taken to Disney World once.

I then discovered masturbation and promptly combined it with the internet.

I no longer lived a normal childhood.

And honestly... I don't know which I prefer.

I just remembered.

I went to the beach on the way home and grabbed a bunch of hermit crabs.

I can't remember what I did with them.

Lied about my age to go to some sites to see porn.
Especially Furaffinity. The account is still up to this day.

Used to collect insects, mostly dead ones after a centipede bit me.
Also used to grab various animals on the beach and try making them live in aquarium, sadly I always failed to keep them alive. The neighbors may have hated me for the stink.

Burn the heretic.

You rubbed the shota dick on or hotdogs dat ass. No one would sleep thru an ass fucking no matter if you were armed with a pencil cock. Unless they're busted whores.

I read books and threw other kids in thorn bushes when they tried to steal my book. Don't steal my shit.

That's what I was saying, buy you know what I might've done? Probably put it in too deep and put them into a coma for the rest of the night.

I think what probably happened was they woke up, scolded and beat the shit out of you, then brought you to your parents to be scolded and beaten again.

You just can't let me do me can you.