Anyone remember those ads about that Atlas exercise plan?

If you do, then you're old... yeah... I think 40 is pretty old T_T
(and somewhat pretty bored right now which is probably why I'm posting this)

So here's that same situation. You and your significant other (boyfriend, girlfriend, etc...) are at the beach enjoying yourselves when a person who's obviously stronger than you are kicks sand in your face. Your significant other is so impressed with this person that he/she dumps you on the spot and starts walking away with the person who kicked sand in your face. So what would you do? Buy that Atlas exercise plan, bulk yourself up, then go back to beach and beat up that person to get your significant other back?

Personally, I wouldn't. If a woman was so shallow that she'd go off into the sunset with some meaty guy, he can have her.

However, I doubt these days that women would go for a guy whose only strengths are his strength and good looks...

Bulk up, and kick sand in some other dude's face and take a better woman.

Though in seriousness, I'd just leave, since the ridiculous nature of the event would put me into cynic overdrive.

Feel the relief of a dodged bullet. could have been worse, you could have married...it.

I would take the bulk up plan but that has nothing to do with the event lol. Shag said what I would feel already.