between a rock and a hard face on this one

And so my arbitration guy has spread to my classmates...... and i have to mediate AGAIN.....


after the previous middleman business ended (resulted in a draw and i had to finally intervene as no one was winning after 15 minutes of intense fighting. see intervention thread for details) my blockmate in a major subject asked me to set him up with an acquaintance of mine which i named her 'vampire' because she has a tendency to bite my neck without warning and leave light fang marks whenever we are together. Just as i am planning to set them up, a girl from our circle nicknamed 'succubus' from jealous women due to her attractive body and rumors that she slept with tons of guys (but i know her too well) asked me to be her bf for a day to stop her suitors from going after her....


the hell?! now what am i to do? i gotta decide since both wanted their events to happen three weeks from now....

any ideas?

Charge her for the privilege?

want to... but cant..... i am not so effective when both do that 'puppydog look' in their eyes....

Wow I'm jealous. You have flags raising all over the place.

yeah... i see them... but middleman is still a middleman... i cant go against that.... right now there are three of us who are involuntary middlemen....
and the other girl is a dear friend of ours.....

Oh well good way to earn affection points. On topic, just go on a double date. You can see how your friend is doing and you won't get jumped from behind by suitors.

and get myself tons of nail scratches and bites? hell no!

How many flag alerts happen in a day of your life? lolz...

^that's an extreme way of affection...just accept it...XP
I agreed on the double date...

how the hell should i know?! it just happens! i never agreed to be middleman in the first place for those two..... now both of them have something i owe to.... so i cant refuse... normally i refuse, but in this case....


FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU-..... im dead....

Scratches and bite marks are better than death.

heh... if you only knew...... what the impact of those bites do....

I do. But c'mon, would they still do that on a date atmosphere?

Dude, be a merc and do it anyway.

what pays higher wins eh? sorry but im still deciding on this..... im no merc

Have to agree with the double date idea. It'll be rough but you'll survive ^,^