Cats vs Christmas

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Papa Nito Enemy Stand
Just to set the mood for Christmas, do any of you cat owners have stories of your cats, and your Christmas decorations, and/or Christmas tree?

My younger cats would always knock the lowest hanging ornaments off the tree. We've lost around a dozen ornaments in this manner. So the shitty, expendable decorations always go on the bottom. Other than that, they just do cute things like gnawing on the lower branches, or sleep on top of the presents.
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My cats used to piss under the tree. :/