Dating Horror Stories
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Have any hilarious/creepy/ridiculous dating horror stories? Tell us about them here.
These are just some from my friends that have had me dying on the floor, lol:
So my friend met up with a guy at his house last night to watch some movies. It was the first time she had been to his place. Right when she gets there, he runs to the bathroom and is in there for like 10 minutes. Then he comes out and she asks if she can use the bathroom. When she got in there, there were poo stains all over the toilet and she said it smelled like a toxic waste dump, without even some Oust/Lysol scent to cover it up.
Lol, now as humans we realize that you can't control when you need to take a poop. But come on, if it's your first chance to nail a chick, don't you think you might take more precautions to not let her get into your stinky bathroom? Lmao!
Another friend met with a guy for a first date and he refused to take his hat off at the restaurant (really upscale sushi place) so they were asked to leave. Lol, she said she could never show her face there again. Our guess is, perhaps he was balding and didn't want to show it yet : X
As for me...a guy has taken me to a strip club on a first date. No lie, lol.
How about you? : )
These are just some from my friends that have had me dying on the floor, lol:
So my friend met up with a guy at his house last night to watch some movies. It was the first time she had been to his place. Right when she gets there, he runs to the bathroom and is in there for like 10 minutes. Then he comes out and she asks if she can use the bathroom. When she got in there, there were poo stains all over the toilet and she said it smelled like a toxic waste dump, without even some Oust/Lysol scent to cover it up.
Lol, now as humans we realize that you can't control when you need to take a poop. But come on, if it's your first chance to nail a chick, don't you think you might take more precautions to not let her get into your stinky bathroom? Lmao!
Another friend met with a guy for a first date and he refused to take his hat off at the restaurant (really upscale sushi place) so they were asked to leave. Lol, she said she could never show her face there again. Our guess is, perhaps he was balding and didn't want to show it yet : X
As for me...a guy has taken me to a strip club on a first date. No lie, lol.
How about you? : )
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LOL!
maybe he was too nervous and he couldn't hold himself. Let's think that way...
As for me... I've had scary dates, but not for a main fact that changes everything, but small details that makes the whole thing awkward...
maybe he was too nervous and he couldn't hold himself. Let's think that way...
As for me... I've had scary dates, but not for a main fact that changes everything, but small details that makes the whole thing awkward...
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When I was in highschool I went on a date in a mall. And he took me to Abercrombie & Fitch where he proceeded to try on shirts and ask my opinion.
Every part of the above two sentences makes me cringe.
Actually that whole situation was laughable. He was... 26 and I was 15... I told him I was a sophomore... in highschool... somehow he missed that and thought college. When I later told him I was 15 he was like "oh fuck ...(long pause) ... want to come over?" no. no I do not. good day.
Every part of the above two sentences makes me cringe.
Actually that whole situation was laughable. He was... 26 and I was 15... I told him I was a sophomore... in highschool... somehow he missed that and thought college. When I later told him I was 15 he was like "oh fuck ...(long pause) ... want to come over?" no. no I do not. good day.
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I was in college about 6 or 7 years ago and I'd been dating this guy for a week just one week. I had not been to see him as I was busy studying and wasn't too keen on him anyway. Next thing I know the guy comes down to my house with his dad in tow to demand where I had been for the past few days, not in a worried about me way but actually demanding that i tell him where'd I'd been and insisted that I go to his house with him. After the initial shock i told him where to go. A week of dating does not make me their property.
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great topic!
Once this guy tricked me into going on a date with him. He was almost twice my age. I had thought me, him, and several other people were going out to dinner to celebrate having finished putting out a conference. I had no idea he liked me. But I get to the place where we were supposed to meet and it was just him. He starts basically listing off every single achievement he's every had, down to amount of time he spends each day working out. This went on for like two hours. And even though I mentioned several times throughout dinner that I had a boyfriend, he didn't really seem to mind. Then he insisted on taking me to the metro and walking me home....ugh! most uncomfortable couple hours.
Later, he kept calling me and calling and would stop by my work to give me gifts. insanity.
other time, this douche of a guy, who was actually my internship supervisor at the time, tried to seduce me by taking me to a very hardcore strip club. My internship was in Geneva and it was right after I had graduated from high school. Anyway, it was the kind of place you have to knock on to get in. According to him, usually a man and a woman act out various scenes and then they would end up having sex in the middle of the room. Well, he was disappointed because that night they didn't have sex and just acted out a blowjob. haha.....good times.. and no, he did not get into my pants that night.
Once this guy tricked me into going on a date with him. He was almost twice my age. I had thought me, him, and several other people were going out to dinner to celebrate having finished putting out a conference. I had no idea he liked me. But I get to the place where we were supposed to meet and it was just him. He starts basically listing off every single achievement he's every had, down to amount of time he spends each day working out. This went on for like two hours. And even though I mentioned several times throughout dinner that I had a boyfriend, he didn't really seem to mind. Then he insisted on taking me to the metro and walking me home....ugh! most uncomfortable couple hours.
Later, he kept calling me and calling and would stop by my work to give me gifts. insanity.
other time, this douche of a guy, who was actually my internship supervisor at the time, tried to seduce me by taking me to a very hardcore strip club. My internship was in Geneva and it was right after I had graduated from high school. Anyway, it was the kind of place you have to knock on to get in. According to him, usually a man and a woman act out various scenes and then they would end up having sex in the middle of the room. Well, he was disappointed because that night they didn't have sex and just acted out a blowjob. haha.....good times.. and no, he did not get into my pants that night.
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Not dating, but still it was an ego deflator.
I know a girl at this anime club, and she gives hugs to people. She asked me if it was okay to hug me and I said yes. And for some reason, cant remember the circumstances, she asked if I was gay.
After a BSOD moment, I replied, "No... Far from it actually..."
Worse is that I actually liked that girl, and was thinking of asking her out, then the next night she brings her bestfriend/boyfriend.
I think my motto should be "If your looking for love in all the wrong places, maybe we'll meet each other someday..."
I know a girl at this anime club, and she gives hugs to people. She asked me if it was okay to hug me and I said yes. And for some reason, cant remember the circumstances, she asked if I was gay.
After a BSOD moment, I replied, "No... Far from it actually..."
Worse is that I actually liked that girl, and was thinking of asking her out, then the next night she brings her bestfriend/boyfriend.
I think my motto should be "If your looking for love in all the wrong places, maybe we'll meet each other someday..."
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Nobodie wrote...
She asked me if it was okay to hug me and I said yes. And for some reason, cant remember the circumstances, she asked if I was gay."
Hahaha what type of hug did you give her to give the illusion that you were gay? Either that or she must have a broken Gaydar.
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I think its because she's kinda hyper, mouth works faster than the head a bit too, She was asking if it was okay to hug me, cause she won't do it if you are not comfortable, and then a few more talk and then asked if I was gay.
I don't fault her for it, I can long jump to a conclusion as someone who has ADHD myself.
I don't fault her for it, I can long jump to a conclusion as someone who has ADHD myself.
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=~=a I remember my friend told me that this other girl lost her virginty to ash ketchum from I think the same anime convention I went to~ Im not sure..Anyway~ She said the girl was dressed up as pikachu and the guy also had a friend to join in and he kept saying weird shit to her like "Oh ya, Ahh...lick those pokeballz! D: And stuff like that.