"Dear me, i need a drink..." moments?

Sometime ago, my friend started to avoid me for some reason. After much nagging and research, i finally found out why. He thought i was gay because i started to wear something pink every now and then.

Oh, lord, almighty.

After much explanation and smacking his head that he's a fucking homophobe, sexist, im not gay (X100), and color does not reveal sexuality and all the other crap, he finally came to his senses.

jesus fucking christ, I need a drink... he's not a bad guy. Just... a homophobe. I wouldnt have bothered to explain to him that im not gay if he wasnt.

Did you guys ever had this "I need a fucking drink" after a mentally stressful event?
Do share.

Maybe this should be in random!

i think ure right. Geez, i can never get this right...

I've never "needed" a drink, a smoke, or anything else.

i always found that phrase a bit odd. sounds to me like an excuse an alcaholic might use.

In those types of moments, I usually replace drinking with intense chronic masturbation.

I heard that if you masturbate fast enough you dick catches fire

OT: I've had that I need to get high and forget this moment when my niece threw my memory card to my ps2 away

I had one of those moments. Most of the time it's me fucking up. Haha! But I'm not really a drinker so I just go ahead and fap away my troubles.

im a homophobe as well, and dont make good friends with homos..
but really? a friend that will think that you're a homo? (paranoia of homophobes)

well, my mentally stressful events are from a girl who turned me down (never laughed for a whole year infront of her)
got drunk for a good reason too (i needed to laugh sometimes too)

I wouldve stabbed the bitch

@GenQe: Im gay. You saying you dont like me T-T

Well for me is every time I have meetings with the engineers guiding us through our thesis... they ask stupid questions, and come up with the most unrelated and complicated things to add to the thesis... effing morons

I needed a drink damn near everyday between 2002 to 2004... Fucking dry arab country.

I get this often, times when someone says something that pisses me off I feel I need a stress relief drink alone.

Plenty of times. A good number have been after my dad utters "Hey! Do you think you could do me a favor?"