english practice

So this is really serious , so i'll be needing some kind of an english mentor to improve my english skills , i mean , to be really fluent , because right now , i sound like oussama ben laden and i might scare the shit out of people ^^
So i'm flying to ksa in July in order to apply for a flight attendant job there in order to pay the rest of my studies ,and english is the 1st criteria of choice .
I suggest skype lessons by someone who's got the time and the patience to mentor me .

I can teach french if someone is interested , maybe
I know that some of you will respond to my call ^^
( a native english speaker would be really nice )

Don't you want my asian engrish? It's reary reary good.

I'm terrible at teaching people, so sorry. I hope you find someone to mentor you soon.

I got a middle-eastern accent . Try beating that ^^ .



Thank you , i'm still waiting .

A few tips for learning English:

- English is one of the hardest languages due to the phonetic sounds not being anywhere near similar to how they are written

- Vocals have more than one sound


I can help with spelling and grammar if you like, I don't have a microphone or anything for Skype so I don't use it.

You seem to be very skillful in the matter.Grammar isn't really an issue .
It's just that i have to get used to speak english ,if you get my point.Well that's a shame you don't have a mic , it woulda been cool. Thank you for the tips anyway ,I really appreciate it ^^.

I'll give you a radio accent, should you like.

I have no idea what to think about that .

People always say that I sound like I'm on the radio. I think a small degree of that stems from pronunciation.

I want to help, but I got this severe case of Russian accent.
By the how much are you willing to pay? You did not expect to take *free* lesson, did you?

Well , if you got the time , the patience and the will to mentor my sorry ass...A radio accent would be just fine ^^.

As a matter of fact i did expect free lessons.Not because i don't have the money , but there's is no online payment , or any other way to send money out of Tunisia.
It's punishable by the law.
I may be naive but people do do this kind of things for free...i guess ?

So, you can't buy thinga online in Tunisia?

Nope ,not a single thing , not without an international credit card , which is only given to businessman and Tunisians who live outside the country.

My time online is sporadic at best, but I think I got time tomorrow.

Skype name is pumpjack_mcgee


Seeking to improve your English, would I be correct in assuming that you plan on moving out? If so, where to?

I'm moving to Saudi Arabia in July to work there.
Yeah Saudi Arabia >_< ...
I don't know what comes after .