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[FHCB] Antw0n's Glorious 3am Dinner

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Antw0n Remember me?
12 years ago
Alright motherfuckers, shit is real now.

Here is my fucking dinner. At 3am. [size=10]<--- That is the theme by the way.[/h]

MAIN DISH: Some fucking instant ramen noodles
INGREDIENTS: A bowl to cook that shit in, the uh... the ramen packet, cajun spice, sea salt, and pepper

Spoiler:
Okay first you get the noodles out of the packet and you put it in your bowl.
Make sure you don't drop the fucking seasoning packet in there or you're dumb.
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Okay now fill the bowl with water and microwave that shit for like 5 minutes or something
Also get all your seasonings and shit cuz you're gonna need them in about 5 seconds
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Now put all the seasonings and also the little flavor packet in there.
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Mix the FUCK out of it and its ready.
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SIDE DISH 1: Peanut Butter Sandwich
INGREDIENTS: Peanut butter and bread you dumb fucking idiot

Spoiler:
Take your bread and peanut butter and shit. Get it ready. GET IT READY.
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Put that peanut butter on your bread. This shit couldn't be simpler.
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Now VERY FUCKING CAREFULLY put the top bread on. Make sure its fucking perfect or you have to make a whole new god damn sandwich.
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Now your sandwich is done.


SIDE DISH 2: Peanut Cutter Crackers
INGREDIENTS: God damn peanut butter and god damn crackers.

Spoiler:
Okay so spread out your fucking crackers and make sure none of them are touching. That shit is important.
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Now put peanut butter on them.
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And, uh... and thats all.


When your done it'll look kinda like this
Spoiler:
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Now enjoy the best god damn dinner ever

Okay uh... my essay, about, why I cooked this shit:
So like, its 3am right? And you're like "fuck I want something to eat" but its 3am so you cant like, go to a restaurant or anything but its cool cuz you didnt wanna drive anyway
So you gotta go find some shit in your house to eat but nothing looks good, so you just kinda keep looking around and lowering your standards more and more until you finally decide on making some ramen
But fucking ramen aint enough so you get some other shit like bread and crackers and you're like "wait I have peanut butter too holy fuck"
so you get the peanut butter and you put it on the crackers and bread, and almost in the ramen but you stop yourself just in time lol
So you take all your glorious 3am food and open the door get on the floor everybody walk the dinosaur and your mom says you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air never gonna give you up never gonna let you down oppa gangnam style trololo #yoloswag xDDDDDDD
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winter55
12 years ago
Holy shit such master piece....
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Kadushy Douchebag
12 years ago
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay~~~ I knew it
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gitaaa
12 years ago
Spoiler:
Okay so spread out your fucking crackers and make sure none of them are touching. That shit is important.
Forum Image: http://iforce.co.nz/i/4fhtih0p.you.jpg

9/10, the crackers touched.
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9e76eb65cbc6400bf008d0365
12 years ago
to bad it doesn't count since it doesn't have 3 courses.
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Antw0n Remember me?
12 years ago
Steven H. wrote...
to bad it doesn't count since it doesn't have 3 courses.


Nekohime wrote...
The rules are as follows:

1) Contestants should cook 1 main course and at least 2 other dishes (appetizer, side dish, or dessert).


I believe I followed this rule perfectly.
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9e76eb65cbc6400bf008d0365
12 years ago
Did you see the one about making the photos look good.
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Antw0n Remember me?
12 years ago
Steven H. wrote...
Did you see the one about making the photos look good.


Nigga if you wanna send me an expensive camera go right ahead cuz I sure as hell don't have the money for one
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9e76eb65cbc6400bf008d0365
12 years ago
Antw0n wrote...
Steven H. wrote...
Did you see the one about making the photos look good.


Nigga if you wanna send me an expensive camera go right ahead cuz I sure as hell don't have the money for one


I can tell by the food you made you have no money.

but you never know you could get second place.
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Antw0n Remember me?
12 years ago
Steven H. wrote...
Antw0n wrote...
Steven H. wrote...
Did you see the one about making the photos look good.


Nigga if you wanna send me an expensive camera go right ahead cuz I sure as hell don't have the money for one


I can tell by the food you made you have no money.

but you never know you could get second place.


Maybe I'll get lucky and only one other person will join.
I'd much rather have the t-shirt than the weeb fig.
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9e76eb65cbc6400bf008d0365
12 years ago
Antw0n wrote...
Steven H. wrote...
Antw0n wrote...
Steven H. wrote...
Did you see the one about making the photos look good.


Nigga if you wanna send me an expensive camera go right ahead cuz I sure as hell don't have the money for one


I can tell by the food you made you have no money.

but you never know you could get second place.


Maybe I'll get lucky and only one other person will join.
I'd much rather have the t-shirt than the weeb fig.


Yeah, I know I'll feel weird buying that thing...fucking pedophiles.
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Foreground Eclipse
12 years ago
fuwaruu wrote...
the crackers touched.


What he said. Otherwise, this is a fucking masterpiece. Wait hold on, no beverage?
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Antw0n Remember me?
12 years ago
Foreground Eclipse wrote...
Wait hold on, no beverage?


...
FUCK
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zeroniv_legend
12 years ago
That's.... manly.
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Peltor
12 years ago
Why does it sound like epic meal time when I read this one?
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