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Just thinking about this whilst reading my local newspaper, Have any of you guys ever put up an ad in a 'lonely hearts' column in a paper/blog or whatever? What did you think of the experience? Id love to hear some storys about it - Disasters or successes.
E.G's of heaven and hell:-
VERY attractive 18yr old fitness instructor looking to burn some extra calories with an older experienced male who thinks he can keep up, 30-60. BOX NO: 364311
DO you want to meet an attractive mate? So do I. Young pensioner, 59-67, Swansea. BOX NO: 366119
Risky Business!!
('Nuff said)
Its always kind of interested me in a perverse schadenfreude way and I always tend to check out that page if im bored enough to actually bother to read my local rag for the sole purpose of laughing at all the sad old gits out there scrabbling around the bargain bin looking for 'love' or even a quick jump, Although I myself in retrospect am also desperate and looking for sex of (almost) any description.
But hey~ I still have my pride right(?) and the love pages just look too agonisingly pitiful to bare! (I think if I actually did slap in an ad to sell myself id be better off committing hara-kiri instead)
Show us your smile..
TAKE A LOOK AT OUR MEMBERS!!! ;)
Spoiler:
Just thinking about this whilst reading my local newspaper, Have any of you guys ever put up an ad in a 'lonely hearts' column in a paper/blog or whatever? What did you think of the experience? Id love to hear some storys about it - Disasters or successes.
E.G's of heaven and hell:-
VERY attractive 18yr old fitness instructor looking to burn some extra calories with an older experienced male who thinks he can keep up, 30-60. BOX NO: 364311
DO you want to meet an attractive mate? So do I. Young pensioner, 59-67, Swansea. BOX NO: 366119
Risky Business!!
Spoiler:
('Nuff said)
Its always kind of interested me in a perverse schadenfreude way and I always tend to check out that page if im bored enough to actually bother to read my local rag for the sole purpose of laughing at all the sad old gits out there scrabbling around the bargain bin looking for 'love' or even a quick jump, Although I myself in retrospect am also desperate and looking for sex of (almost) any description.
But hey~ I still have my pride right(?) and the love pages just look too agonisingly pitiful to bare! (I think if I actually did slap in an ad to sell myself id be better off committing hara-kiri instead)
