Graduation from Virginity

No real reason for this, been on Fakku a while and i finally lost my virginity at age 20 so i thought i'd share xD

Tips that you don't find in porn or other info,

Virgins can bleed like a bitch (seriously like a fucking river -.-)
Stretch your legs beforehand (Nearly pulled a muscle...no pun intended)
Be natural (I was making jokes about everything the whole way through, she loved it)



But Yay, thought i'd never lose it so i'm happy :3

Not sure if it is love yet, however my chest feels weird when i'm with her and a certain 'polearm' gets control of my body after any prolonged time with her :3

There's already a billion other virginity and sex advice threads not even 2 or 3 pages back; you could have just posted in one of those. Like I don't even know where this thread can go except butt pats for you like "Oh cool, good for you man."

This.

But well, good for you man.

Polearm? Really? I was happy for you until you said that. Now I hope you die very soon. Awesome sig though, top notch stuff there.

I wonder how shed feel about this post...

Never the less I suppose congradulations are in order. Good for you!

Sarcasm bro :3
I'd never brag myself up like that, i just never liked the words 'penis' or 'dick', i prefer more comical words weirdly enough


Cheers bout the sig though, probs my best ever work xD


@Usagi
Trust me she doesn't really care, i've told other people face to face (with her there as well).
Of course i did confirm that information was allowed to be spread first :3

Wait a minute... So you had sex, before you were absolutely sure that you loved her? Cannot comprehend... (Sorry, I guess I am a tad old-fashioned). Congratulations though. I hope you guys have a long and fulfilling relationship.

Woo go you two :D! Enjoy experimenting and figuring out what makes each other tick now! Once you know the ultimate turn on or favorite, you'll know how to make sure things get done well all the time ;)

Casual sex is pretty common today. Even I've had causal sex. It's honestly not as significant as people think it is, neither is losing virginity. It's just not a big deal. I tell sorties about my past adventures and conquests, but only because they were unique and either ridiculous, or just comical. It's a part of humanity that's a basic need, we satisfy it for the first time and unless it's under abnormal, awkward, or otherwise interesting circumstances, like dry anal, or bring chased out of a house with a shotgun, then it really isn't notable. Incidentally, those were from my first times, with a male and female respectively, though in reverse chronological order.

May this be the first of many.

Good for you? Now get out.

Agreeing with Please_don't_ban_me that losing virginity or having sex in general is made into too big of a deal. Placing value on virginity or vice versa is really stupid.
But congratulations, I suppose! I'm sorry for her that she bled a lot though...she might want to make sure she didn't tear her perineum or anything. :P