I'm prepared if such an event would happen where I'd be without my computer for some time. I have a doujin, uncensored and translated, containing 130 pages of sweet hentai. (various, unrelated short stories)
And I've got a couple of movies;
"After class lesson 1-3", "Spa of love 1-2", "Arisa", "My brother's wife" (the only good thing Vanilla ever released), "Doctor shameless", "The roommate" and "A heat for all seasons"