I hate dogs

No, that's actually not right. I like dogs, or at least there was a time I used to. I grew up with an old english sheepdog and we had like the perfect boy-dog relationship and were best buddies that flipped all kinds of shit. I've also been in the company of a siberian husky, who was pretty large even for this type of dog, and his fur was so fucking amazing to the touch I was cuddling the shit out of this dog. If I had kids on my own I would consider those breeds as well because wrestling with a husky (Rather getting thrown the fuck around.) in the gardens is instawin on any childhood.

Wanna know what made me love them the most at that time?

They were shutting the fuck up.

They were the types of dog that wouldn't give a shit even when provoked. They were quiet. And if they stopped being quiet, it was everyone else's turn to shut the fuck up. They were awesome and I loved them.

Later on in life, I would learn that dogs in general are very human-like in their adaptive behaviour. That means awesome people have awesome dogs, but guess fucking what?

So I know this girl that keeps annoying the shit out of everyone with her dumb fucking dog. She's a hysteric, self-centered psychopath of a woman and her insanely nervous, twitch-aggressive piece of shit dog which I don't even know what kind of breed it is, it's small and ugly and who gives a shit, is her absolute treasure that apparently has every right in the world.

So I met her outside yesterday, at like 2 AM I guess? Noone around, minding my own fucking business doing exercises when from pretty far away this stupid fucking dog starts barking it's fucking head off and storming directly at me, and she's not even lifting a fucking finger to do anything about it. So what's the dog do? Run at me, then stop dead right in front of me as soon as it realizes I don't give a fuck. Being the fuck pissed off at knowing who this is, I jump at the dog for a little scare and it like starts whimpering and run the fuck away as if I'd just knived it or something. Now what? All of a sudden the bitch starts running and screaming her fucking lungs out. So this is where the fucking dog picked that behaviour up! Mind you, all this shit at 2AM next to a couple houses so there's quite a few people already pissed the fuck off, again. I gave absolutely no fucks, told her to shove that fucking dog up her fat ass and walked off. I kinda wish the dog would be at least dumb enough trying to assault me so I'd have a good reason to get some well deserved animal cruelty in there.

To every dog owner that has an undisciplined piece of shit dog because they're an undisciplined piece of shit themselves, fuck you.

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.

Dont know what to say to that wall of text???

What a bitch. No pun intended either. Just one question, why the were you exercising at 2am in the morning? As far as I know that was just a nasty coincidental meeting.

Dogs are kind of like children. It depends on how you raise them, what they see you as and how much you've influenced them in their lives.

i got a lot of dogs where i live like the your going on about now i not like a lot of dogs but a lot of dogs love me. but i not like a lot of dogs like Big ass dogs cuzz i was attacked by one and i was ten at the time so im Afraid of a lot of dogs and it's odd cuzz my family has a pitbull. but yes a lot of dogs your yelling at to stfu of the love of god and i know how you feel good people have good dogs and people you don't like have dogs you like to go fuck off over half the time.

My dog is a tsundere. She pretends to hate me but deep down she loves me... I think.

Eskrima training. For obvious reasons I'd rather do them outside. At 2AM so I don't have people staring at my ass, haha.

Can't really blame the dog for that behavior, it's the owners responsibility to train their pets but I can see where you are coming from with the dog charging at you and you scaring the dog which is better then killing it.

Just kidding. I read it all. I hate people like that. She deserves to have the dog euthanized in front of her.

I think we all hate those little and noisy dogs.

This is one of the many reasons why I'm a cat person. Cats don't bark at someone if they so much as made a noise. Sure, they can be rather annoying if you get them as a kitten and they always want to be with you, but they're nice and quiet so long as you keep food in their bowls and leave the doors to where they want to go open.

• Number of times I saw the word "shit"

- 7

• Number of times I saw the word "fuck" and any variations of the word

- 20

Kind of overdoing it don't you think?

I hate dogs. Well, dogs that are unnecessarily aggressive anyway. A former friend of mine had a dog and she never failed to growl and bark at me every time I saw her. For everyone else she only did it once in a while but for me, she always did it. Eventually I stopped visiting his house altogether because of her.

I much prefer cats for all the reasons Daggerise mentioned; they're pretty self-maintaining but the one downside of a cat is when it brings in wildlife, dead or alive.

I don't much care for dogs, but, if they are well behaved and listen to me, I like them. My dog is well behaved, but he doesn't listen to me... not unless I yell at him about 20 times.

I am a cat person, as the above two said. They are quiet (unless they are hungry, etc) They don't give a fuck, and all they want is praise. Although, the kittens we raised loved us, and didn't seem like they owned us.

But yes, that is just a horrible dog. I'd have been pissed off, too. No doubt you'll get a few angry neighbours having a chat to you. If you do though, it's not your fault

When did you capture this video of me? I feel humiliated.

This would be more along the lines of a Wing Chun Long Pole anyway!



This is something that irritates me a lot. People yelling at their dogs, I mean. Yelling orders at animals doesn't work, but a lot of people expect it to. How your dog reacts to your shouting (This is more about the tone of voice, anyway.) depends on it's past experience directly associated with the tone of voice. It might actually not even realize it or think of it as an invitation to play or something. Try a different approach.

• Number of times I saw someone trying to be a smartass

- 1

Kind of overdoing it don't you think?

Don't try this shit on me, haha. You might want to leave your intellectual impression on the internet by judging people through your superior vocabulary and everything, but I'd appreciate it if you went back to a random religion thread in SD or somewhere else where I don't have to read it.

On the topic of cats, my experience with cats is rather nasty. I've been with cat owning girls temporarily and I'm not sure if it's because of their upbringing, their breed and/or just the owner in those cases but cats seem to generally be a lot dirtier than their dog counterparts.

I know this well. I was there when we trained him. He just doesn't listen to me at all, only listens to mum and my sister.
He only really thinks of me as a play buddy. Also, by yell I'm only talking when he's over by the fence (which is a fair distance away) trying to play with the neighbours chickens... If he's nearby, I use a friendly tone, but he still doesn't come -.-

Yeap, gotta love cats.

I kinda don't like dogs... and well, IDK, I'm just not fond of them.

Calling someone out on cursing too much isn't being a smartass.



Oh god, my sides. You're such a hypocrite. Me judging people because I have a "superior vocabulary"? That's quite the assumption, seeing as you've used larger words and longer sentences accusing me of the very thing that you just did.

Not only are you way off because you're assuming a lot out of nothing, but the hilarious thing is that you think I visit SD when I've not been there for a long time.

Ugh, I hate it when people decide to hate dogs because of bad dog owners. Dogs are usually very much like their owners, so if the owner is annoying piece of shit who yells to everyone, then the dog is most likely the same. But its not the dogs fault and if you must hate someone for these kind of things, hate people, not dogs.

But this is why I like to live in a country where dogs are quite expensive. Purebred dogs cost here at least 700 euros or so, some breeds may be a bit cheaper. But we all know that bitches like in OP story prefer small dogs and smaller breeds are usually more expensive here. Like I paid 1500e for my pug and thats pretty normal price for a small dog from a good breeder. And that probably seems way too expensive for many people here, but I think its a good thing that dogs are expensive because then people most likely think about buying the dog for a bit longer and they dont just get one "because I want it!!!".

Is that really a reason to hate all dogs? Do what I do and just hate people.