One insignificant thing that made your day better

I think I’ll try some of that crack cocaine,
I’ve heard it rather takes away the pain,
It’s the kind of caper that might get me in the papers,
And garner me some critical acclaim.

I’ll make myself a nice drug hell,
A cheeky tale the press can tell,
And if I smoke some crack I might get my mojo back,
And win myself a Brit Award as-well!

They wanted me to go to rehab and I said,
“That sounds nice!”
Having my arse wiped by the lower class,
“That sounds nice!”
I’ve got lots of time and if they’re supplying the wine,
Then, they wanted me to go to rehab and I said,
“That sounds nice!”

So, I think I’ll try some of that crack cocaine,
I’ve heard it rather takes away the pain,
It’s the kind of caper that might get me in the papers,
And garner me some critical acclaim.

I’ll make myself a nice drug hell,
A cheeky tale the press can tell,
And if I smoke some crack I might get my mojo back,
And win myself a Brit Award as-well!
If I smoke some crack I might get my mojo back,
And win myself a Brit Award as-well!
I just might…

“That sounds nice!”

The Crack Song by Mr B The Gentleman Rhymer