ridiculous aspirations/dreams

Do you have ridiculous aspirations or dreams, like you want to own 50 different games that just came out and you could never afford? Or you want to get an amazing job/raise but you know you don't stand a chance?

Tell us your wishes/dreams/aspirations that you wish would, but will never come true~

Mine isn't quite so big, but I aspire to have a forum rep that's in the positive~ one time it went up to -3 but then something happened and back down to -4...

Why even bother with reputation? Anyway, post more, post better quality and you will achieve what you desire. Try going to IB and the more populated sections.

I'd be cool if I could visit Texasland.

I want to make stuff that people would buy that is outlandish and over the top

I'm sure some of these already exist, but here goes a list of inventions I had made up via random thoughts and everyday coincidences.
-Perfume infused Toilet Paper to keep the bathroom and your butt smelling fresh after a stinker.
-Automatic Cutting Board. Just place the food in the center of the X, set the shape and style of cut, place the knife of choice in the holder, it cuts for you at the push of a few buttons.
-Instal a coffee maker into the master bedroom itself. All you do is load the coffee can, your favorite mug and close the little door, the automatic machine does the rest, making a cup of coffee when you set your alarm in the handy wall alarm clock. To stop the alarm, get up out of bed and grab that freshly made coffee from the machine. Besides, it's nice waking up to the aroma of cuppa joe. Why not mount an automatic one in the walls?
-A special suction cup to mount anything to almost any kind of wall. No nails, no glue, just squeeze the cup to get it loose. Works on drywall, wood, some bricks, and other such things!
-A cute little humanoid robot about 1 foot tall. He is a voice controlled universal TV remote with a built in MP3 player and he also moves around based on what's on TV. For instance, if it's a cartoon he might gesture that he's pointing at the screen laughing, or if it is sports, whenever a goal is scored for the team you root for he could raise his hands up in the air in celebration. He also works with Netflix, Hulu, YouTube, and BluRay devices.
He can easily be programmed with your phone or tablet too! And all that because I thought "I need a new TV remote" while watching Gundam.

I don't think this will sound that ridiculous to other people, but I wanted to be a pro gamer at one point. I was good at the game and all, but looking back I find it absurd.

To be regarded as the best film director ever.
To direct the film that would become the biggest box office success in the world (and would not be beaten in at least two decades.)
To win the Academy Awards Best Director and Best Film from a single film, and then win both again back to back years.

My most ridiculous dream is to live in the center of the universe, and have a super awesome death star like base all to myself on a green gas planet, and then fight against a giant universe sized thing like Gurren Laggan and say some chessey line like Simon when fighting and hopefully winning against it. Another ridiculous thing that is more realish though is, to have a bunch of people I can get a long with, a special someone (SO) who shares a lot of similar interests, with things that clash that can be overcome, and a future in which all people can be happy without loss or compromise of another person's life or happiness.

Be known for my own art style.

And to cleanse this world of silly religious doctrine and turn humanity's gaze toward a brighter, more scientific future.

I want to make, discover or create something big so people will remember me.

this might also sound a bit cheesy and maybe so ridiculous that i kind of just want to hide in a hole but
[size=10]I want to become a Model[/h] I want to fall in love.

Used to dream about becoming an architect until I realized I suck at maths.

I wish I could be featured on the Forbes 400 list someday, I know it sounds ridiculous but one can always dream.

I want to make a living writing stories.

My most rudiculous dream is to sleep with my welding teacher.

I don't know if my aspirations are ridiculous or not, but I am going to do everything in my power to make it happen in my lifetime - I will learn 20 different languages, not counting English.

Starting with these ten: Japanese, Chinese, Korean, Russian, German, French, Spanish, Tagalog, Internation Sign Language (ISL), American Sign Language (ASL).

From there, I will decide what the next 10 languages are depending on what I need for my career, which I will more than likely be working already.

My current (and only) dream is to get on a plane and fly at such a speed as to meet a new year at every time zone.
So, I'll begin, say, at midnight at London (0:00 UTC) and fly for an hour towards 0:00 in Danmarkshavn (-01:00 UTC), then fly for another hour to get to 0:00 in parts of Greenland (-02:00) UTC and so on. Thus, I should celebrate 24 new years in a day, which I think would be real cool.

Other things, like job aspirations and purpose fulfillment are just plans, not dreams.

my only dream is to build computers for myself to play games

Be someone that I can look up to.

To become a writer, director, and voice actor (as well as actor).

I want to become a hugely known Drum'N'Bass producer, travel the world, headline for big music festivals maybe even compose an OST for an anime. Although I mostly wouldn't be able to seeing as you gotta know people in the biz to even stand a chance of making it. I'd in general would just love to make a living off producing, but I can say that I'm fine it staying hobby as well.

This may be ridiculous to most people but part of me wants it to happen so bad. I basically want to be trained by a woman. I want a woman who can love and nurture me in so many ways. I would love her to teach me not only how to be good in sex, but many other things such as money management and even cooking. And yes, I know a man is capable of doing these things but I always feel that I wanted to be guided by a woman. I even have dreams about it sometimes. Being under the wing of a sexy mature woman would be like being under the wing of a goddess. Somebody who's watching your every step and making sure you KNOW what you're doing in life is a turn on for me. That and I'm naturally submissive anyway, so it's a nice plus if I ever get a dominant woman.