The art of the cock block
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A few days ago i approached a girl i had a bit of a crush on for the past year, she's not out of my league but, i dont like to approach girls when they're in a group. My cousin convinced me to go for it saying he'll back me up since he's a self-proclaimed anti cock blocking guru.
the instant i opened my mouth to speak "yo, wassup" the friend link arms with her scream she a dike(it was a lie) and sped walk off. The girl i was aiming to approach told her friend to chill but it was far too late for me to recover the situation.
was there ever a time where you guys could or couldnt overcome a cock block
the instant i opened my mouth to speak "yo, wassup" the friend link arms with her scream she a dike(it was a lie) and sped walk off. The girl i was aiming to approach told her friend to chill but it was far too late for me to recover the situation.
was there ever a time where you guys could or couldnt overcome a cock block
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A fat kid I befriended pretty much screwed my chances with this one girl I liked. Everyone was picking on him (and stuff) and I offered him my hand in friendship... then every time I would go to ask her (my crush) out he would pop-up and destroy the mood! Now she was a boyfriend that is, and I kid you not, the most retarded (and it's sad because he actually is slow) person I know. But we're still friends.
I've also been cock blocked by a forest fire. I was really close with a girl and we were going to hangout after school and the smoke was so bad that we had to postpone (we never did) it. Cock blocking is apart of life and it sucks! But there's nothing you can do, I always try to talk to the girl I like alone when it's just the two of us.
I've also been cock blocked by a forest fire. I was really close with a girl and we were going to hangout after school and the smoke was so bad that we had to postpone (we never did) it. Cock blocking is apart of life and it sucks! But there's nothing you can do, I always try to talk to the girl I like alone when it's just the two of us.
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During the start of college I met this friend. He was a pretty cool guy an we had similar interest so I extended my friedship with him. During one of the classes early into the semester I sat down with a girl I like (she was pretty) and started chatting with her. But then suddenly out of nowhere, my trend who was sitting behind her HELD HER HAIR AND PROCEDED TO STUFF HER FAIR TO HIS FACE TO SNIFF IT. Of course, She felt disgusted and left for another seat. We're still friends though, but fucking damn him.