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So what's a good fucking subject to use when you first start chatting up a bird?

watch out for cats? eat any good worms lately? i like your plumage? don't you hate flying into closed windows?

[size=10]I know it's slang for women btw, just couldn't resist being a smart ass.[/h]

Just be yourself man.

Be yourself, and ask about her life. Act casual and friendly.

I fucking love you.

XD nice one, Shag.
Anyways, talk about stuff she may be interested in that you know about. Best to fund some common ground and just discuss stuff that you both could put some input on on, then slip in a few questions to learn about her more (assuming that you don't already).

Talk about sex and tell her all the nasty thing you want to do to her.
Then lean in to whisper to her but actually stick your tounge in her ear, she'll love this and ask you to marry her.

But seriously don't bother chatting girls up! Just be friendly, otherwise they will get defensive. If you think of it as "chatting her up" you will be more nervouse. So think of it as making a new friend and your true self will shine and you will see her true nature too, not a defensive girl. From there you can make a better decision of whether you like her or not.

I don't know how confident you are but if you think she likes you take liberties in the conversation, but as I say it depends how confident/arrogant you are about yourself.


If your plan is just sex, then all you have to do is have a line, go around the club using it on every girl, and eventually one will say yes, law of avrages(never done this but it works).

Purely depends on the environment. A night club would be a completely different game compared to some partner dance class.

Ask her what her dreams and goals are. Where she sees herself in the future. Listen an be interested in what she has to say. That's not hard is it?

Don't call them birds. I don't think that term's been used since the 50s-60s! XD

Just talk about something you think you could both be genuinely interested in, or have an engaging conversation about. Current events, your surroundings, a good story (reasonable one) you encountered recently.
Keep it upbeat but not too creepy!

Maybe they don't say it where you're from (America?) but some people still use it in aus.

Australia? surely you should talk about shrimps on the barbie and flaming gowalas? no? (sterotyping isn't fun)
women are women maybe the fact you think of them as birds is the bigest barrier for you? maybe just realise they are more than that?

Haha most people I know think that sterotyping is hilarious keep it up.

As for me calling women "birds" it's just the terminolgy I use.

lol,
btw do you mind if I ask how old you are roughly, or your experiences with girls (in terms of relative success don't worry we don't judge here)?
also what do you hope to accomplish by talking with girls?
BTW am I wrong in assuming your asking for advice, or was this thread simply a general question you wanted to find out about?

Well let's just say i'm 18, i'm a virgin done shit with a few birds but at the moment it look like i'm gonna pull a root (secks) within the next month if I don't fuck shit up with this bird i'm talking to.

Yeah I posted this hoping for advice because i'm worried that i'm gonna choke and not have anything to say.

Any topic you thought of or prepared in advance would not be a good choice.

Just start chatting with the bird. If it works out you will just find yourself having a conversation, about whatever turned out to interest you both.

this is good advice.
also actually ask her things like what did you get up to this weekend? then she'll respond, maybe say she went paragliding or something and you talk about that. if you never done it say "wow, whats that like, I always wanted to do that......" Just be geninly interested in her and her life. Do not ask really personal questions obviously, this is what it means to get to know someone!