What if you walked in on sex?

*opens door*
"... I need to do something about my life."
*walks away, closes door*
(then light a cig for badass effect, but since I don't smoke, so no dice :P)

Not really 'walked in', but more like 'being peeped'. And seems like it happens not just once, but several times, without me noticing. I can punish her now. I'm happy.

>///< I hope I will never experience that and reverse, like if I have...and someone comes in nyuuuuu >o<
If I would walk in without knowing I probably would blush and scurrie away >.

If it were a friend, I'd want to make a joke but I know that I'd get hit/yelled at later. So walk in, quick bit of staring and walk out.

Parents, never Ganna happen cuz I'm almost certain my mom is A-sexual.

stare blankly at the girl
"things are about to get weird"
???
profit

This is assuming you'll always walk in on heterosexual fornication... which won't always happen in real life.

things would still get weird

if friends I'd walk away like I saw nothing happen if not then I ignore them get what I needed and walk out

With girl(s) only:


Girlfriend who is cheating:


For anything else:

Guy and girl = Probably get a boner. Or at the very least "the tickle" in my dick. If the girl was hot, wish I was tapping it instead.

Girl on girl = Probably ask to join in.

Guy on guy = Be mentally scarred.


But ultimately continue on with my life.

*Accidently walks in.*
"...... Sorry for interrupting."
*Casually walks out and goes on with life.*

If I know who they are: ask to join and if rejected then simply close the door and leave.
If I don't know who they are: Slowly step back and quietly close the door. {It never happened}

It very much depends. If friends, I'd have a joke or two before leaving. If family, I'd probably gouge my eyes out before leaving.

In my teens I walked in on my brother and his girlfriend... Dx That was... Ugg. All I saw was his butt, but it hurt my brain.

Exactly. Why wasn't there a choice like this?

(Although I might consider bringing it up if I ever needed to tease them.)

*Disrobes* Now its a party. *Train noises*
STOP LOOKING AT ME AND STAY ON YOUR HALF OF THE TORSO!!!

Im an asshole toward my friends so i'd probably linger and say things like "you're doing it wrong" or "What's it taste like" or any other wildly inappropriate things i could think of until i got bored and walked away or was invited to join in.

Depends....

I walked in on my little bro once. After the first wave of nausea and weirdness I proceeded to ruin the mood by jumping up and down and screaming in the most childishly mocking voice I could muster about how he was in big trouble and I was telling mom. That moment is now blackmail info that I use against him