What weapons would you use in a zombie apocalypse

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Clayman wrote...
Medzy wrote...
A iron-man suit


This, absolutely.


Eheh, it would be effective.
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Close Range: Katana
Mid Range: Bow and Spas 12
Long Range Dragnov, Master Spark(touhou)
Vehicle: Toyota Takoma with heavy spiked bars and a gatling gun
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First, i would get to a forest with my fn fnc, a baseball bat and one of my shotguns. Then i would use my expertise to survive there because zombies are humans and they all live in the urban environment, so the forests would be pretty devoid of zombie life. Using this tactic i can survive for longer periods of time if i have luck on my side.

On another note; zombie's are basically mindless, crazy humans and they maybe have a weak immune system because of the disease. So i thought if we use biological weapons on the zombie's, winning would be easy. The bacteria bacillus anthracis could kill a lot of zombies within the year.
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Auto shotgun for close range and crowd control, assault rifle (maybe M16) for mid range, long range would have to use barrett M82 or M107 and lastly a copy of the anarchist handbook for making homemade explosives with items I find laying around.

If I could I would just camp on a rooftop with Thor's hammer and lighting the fuck outta zombies.
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Most jobs in a zombie apocalypse can be handled with an AR-15 and a backpack full of magazines. Crossbow would be nice for quieter work where range was still needed. Though actually they make a crossbow that fits on an AR-15 lower receiver...
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Mentos Coke grenades
Olive Oil filled Super Soaker (Soak the floors and make them slip)
Throwing Butter Knives
Old spice Flamethrower
Gamecube Fists (Close combat)


If all else fails, I'll poke my ceiling with the broom and create a avalanche of dry wall killing myself and all zombies in the room.
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As a weapon I would use a Katana being extremely sharp and able to rip heads of with one swipe (UNLESS THEY'RE NECROMORPHS WHICH WOULD SUCK). A 211-V Plasma Cutter. An AS50 with at least two Mags. An ADVANCED SUIT RIG. A FORCE GUN , A DISC RIPPER, A PULSE RIFLE, AND THE MINI NUKE LAUNCHER.
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A assault rifle would be my main gun with a handgun at the side. After that, all I would need is a shit load of bullets. Im more concerned about them than finding new weapons.
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-MC- wrote...
A assault rifle would be my main gun with a handgun at the side. After that, all I would need is a shit load of bullets. Im more concerned about them than finding new weapons.


always a problem. That's why you buy ammunition by the case. :D
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Benelli semi-auto 12ga and a .338 Lapua chambered rifle to reach out and touch 'em.
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GSG Ak 47 .22 (Never jams, low recoil, and more ammo.)
Glock 17 (9mm means you can carry more ammo, and less recoil.)
A Katana or Machete.
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A pyro's equipment in team fortress.

Katana, definitely.

Alucard?
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-Hand to hand martial arts, and a bat added to lessen the energy I exhaust. A bat since chopping off the head without hitting bone is difficult and after awhile the blood on a blade will harden and dull the blade (can't wipe after each swipe when crowded). As well the power needed too is quite a bit, tire fast. Blunt weapon would be more efficient, and bats have good range.
-A set of light, small pistols that can carry extended large clips, and preferably a silencer. A big gun would be heavy, loud, and run out of ammo quickly.
-A bow and some make shift arrows.
-A good knife or 2, for food and crafting.
-A mid size pack or backpack, holding magazines, liquids (some alcoholic), cloth's, fire crackers (a lot), make shift material for explosives, lock picks, gas mask, night vision goggles, binoculars, pain killers, sleeping pills, dry rations, maps, satellite radio, rechargeable battery and kit, compass, cellphone with a back up battery and charger, flash light, 2 lighters, rope, kits for purifying water.
-A crow bar, as a back up to the bat, and for entering places.
-Some of this is adding up to quite a bit, I'd have a rather silent car (maybe hot wired), store some of this material in the car, water, gas, clothes, soap and deodorant, dry food, a 3rd blunt weapon, maybe another bat, more rope.
-In the car carry a light recoil, easily re-loadable gun in case of emergencies, such as a machine gun or assult rifle, and one for worst case scenarios such as shot a shot gun.
-Car would probably be silent, but if I prioritize traveling far lot, I may get a big strong car and simply stop outside cites, travel by foot inside, in that case a bike as well. (Spray painted black windows or tinted black)
-A journal and a laptop.

Does it affect animals? If not a fishing rod.
I know, this is just plain equipment, but they're all weapons in the battle for survival against zombies.

-Also some books, or a portable device with a huge hard drive with a lot of video's or ebooks on them. (Earphones of course), loneliness is dangerous. (Ashamed to say this, but porn would probably be necessary too, human being after all)
-If I get better with computers, hacking software on the laptop. With some engineering tools and wires.
-For clothing, army regulation clothes and body shielding seems good for the event of human vs human combat. May be too heavy though, so I can lose it.
-If I can find a low powered (quieter) sniper for human interaction, kept in vehicle, then trow that into the car.
-Tear gas, smoke, and flash grenades would all be useful for humans, and some kinds of zombies.
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devsonfire 3,000,000th Poster
A bat with spikes, I guess.
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  • For stupid zombies >> Common weapons would do - SMGs, grenade, sword, sniper rifle etc.


  • For zombies with slightly advance logic >> I'll capture Kate Upton's zombie, use Kate Upton to distract those horny zombies. While distracted I'll set up some explosives and kill them all. For females I'll use Zombie Brad Pitt.
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  • For zombies with intelligence rivaling that of a normal human >> The Hell with it I'll run for my life!
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I would use a dildo
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A Gundam or a Super Sentai transformation bracelet.
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Mila Jojovich
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devsonfire wrote...
A bat with spikes, I guess.


Its going to get stuck in the first Zombie you hit, Just a normal bat would be a bit better.
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DREXXX wrote...
I would use a dildo


Dildo martial art
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