What would you do

If you had only one week left to live? You're life is now completely disposable and you have no consequences. What would you do?

>inb4 fap

I would live my life like it was GTA. Only because I'm in Britain, without the guns. Which sucks.

Crime spree is a very solid choice.

It is not completely disposable and devoid of consequences. If I decide I want to beat up someone I hate, I'd be arrested if I beat him up in the first day of said week. So even though I would probably die before facing trial, I'd still lose an entire day at the police station, at least. And since I'd only have seven, I couldn't afford to lose one. I know I'm being a twat but I have to (or want to) say this. Just because the person would die in seven days, doesn't mean the others, i.e. the ones who would carry on as usual, would give him a free pass. The [natural] order of things doesn't stop because you don't care.

Still, I get your point and I'll answer it.

Saying I'd visit exotic places or walk through rainforests is very pretty but, assuming a certain degree of truth it wouldn't be possible. The first objection being that if I only have one week to live, how do I have enough health for that? And second, does it mean that if I only have one week I instantly become rich?

So, with all that in mind, I'd say... sex. It's free and maybe with the one week to live excuse I could get me some. Crazy sex too, not boring ol' in-out.

Doctors said I won't ever wake up. I did.
Then they said I never live pass 21.. did.

I did everything I could wanna do outside fucking Mila Kunis and film and performing a snuff film.

Yeah that all goes without saying. You'd want to plan out what you're going to do carefully so you have maximum enjoyment and minimum incarceration. Since the question is hypothetical lets just say that you're in perfect health but you just up and die in 7 days. You don't instantly become rich, it's your life as it is now. But you could rob a bank or something if you needed funds.

bro, we should do a heist one day

Dang straight. We need a Lester.


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This thread again...

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serious answer: Probably just do a week of charity work in some place that needs an extra pair of hands.

joke answer: I'd get a statue of a monkey giving a blowjob to Danny Devito made, and then train a giraffe to smack it with his poodle noodle neck every Thursday.
All within a week. I could do it.

take a knife and take a couple people i like with me, even if we end up getting separated in hell

I got one. I would do to MGM studio. Kill my way into the vault and watch that Jerry Lewis film he made about the clown who led the kids into the gas chamber during WW2.

Same stuff I usually do now.

If you want my honest answer, I don't know. I was considering strangling my father, but his new kids don't deserve that. I'd kill my step-dad, but that would devastate my youngest sister, having your half-brother murder your father, it's almost shakespearean. I'd probably find ways to say goodbye to the people I care about, and find somewhere quiet to come to terms with my mortality. This is quite the melancholy subject, isn't it?

look for a Ginnie

I would get Life Insurance.

Serious answer: I guess it depends if the death will be painful or not. Assuming it is a painless and quick death, I would probably spend the 7 days doing whatever it takes to feel pleasure; sex, drugs, shopping, beating the shit out of my enemies, falling in love and then breaking up (to avoid any sad feelings when the day comes) would be a good start.

One week is not enough time to meet up and get to know Fakku friends in person, but I'd definitely try to do that.

As selfish as I'd like to be and choose to spend all my money to fly out to Japan again (with the BF in tow), I honestly would probably do as much as I can with my friends and family. And eat. A lot.

I'd probably try heroin
And buy alot of weed and cheetos.

Would spend that time with my bf, family and friends. There's a lot of other things I could think of that I'd want to do, but as long as I'm around the ones I love I'll have no regrets.

reading my light novel colection, (24/3)*7=56book
enough to finish entire Mari-mite + Oreimo :3