What's your worst pickup line?

What pickup line have you used (or have you thought of using) that guaranteed that the girl would just say no or just get ticked off at you or at most slowly move away from you?

Please... no "rape" pickup lines such as "come with me to the back alley and I'll make you scream all night". I don't think the forum mods would like that (I heard this mentioned while playing Anarchy Online).

As for mine, I've mentioned it before...

"Girl, you give me a bad headache. I should've worn looser pants."

A date.. nah bitch were going to fuck.

"Youre a small ugly bitch"...5 mintues later "Im bored wanna grab some coffee?" (sad part is she actually went although she was pissed)

Today, a girl I was talking to said that she felt like a zombie.

My response, "I won't take off your head, but I'd be happy to take you out for dinner."

if you play World of Warcraft then u will get mine, used it at BlizzCon

ME: "Damn girl are those pants purple?"

GIRL: "No..why?"

ME: "Because that ass is EPIC!"

Failed BTW

"Are you good at swimming, because i wanna know how to do the breast stroke."

Permission to use this?

Even if it doesn't work I'll feel like a winner, LOL

"Fuck me if I'm wrong, but you want to fuck me."

:P My friend scored on this one LOL.

Worst one i used was this one

"Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no."

Some others ive heard:

"If I tossed this coin, what are the chances of me getting head?"

"Do you like to dance? You do huh? Well why don't you go dance over there so i can talk to your friend."

use it as much as you would like i, and if it works for u introduce me to her friends :D

I don't know but can girls have pick-up lines, i mean you don't have to do much being a girl like me. Just wait around for some sorry guy to use their pick-up lines on you.

If I ever go to a convention and meet someone who's cosplaying Star Wars, I have a few I might try:

"I'll show you love in Aldaraan places"

"You remind me of my ship. She's sleek, unique, takes ONLY the best to handle, she knows just how to navigate the outer rim with her tight curves, she gives one hella of a ride, knows just where to stow my cargo, and always keeps me coming back for more.

So why don't we go find somewhere to park it, set the engines to vibrate, and high-tail it for the stars."

"nice shoes, wanna fuck"
"are you an angel, because I have a massive erection"
"was your dad a chicken farmer, cuz you sure know how to raise a cock"
"do you work at subway, cuz you just gave me a footlong"
"there are over 300 bones in your body, what's one more gonna do"
Holds out hand with a screw in it"hey, wanna screw" can also be done with a spoon
"does this napkin smell like chloroform"
"was your dad a terrorist, cuz your da bomb"
And the classic "if you were a booger, I'd pick you first"

(true story)

Me: Is that marker on your boobs?

Girl: Yeah it is, why do you ask?

Me: Do you want me to wash it off for you?

Girl:.........

TEACH ME YOUR WAYS!

A girl was once approaching me "got fire?".

My answer? "I AM the fire, baby!"

Not that I was trying to pick her up but I would use the line again on a different woman. Gotta recycle your shit.

I have a quick wit, and an even quicker ejaculation...
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wait, that's not a good thing.

That's good enough for me.

Me too D: i keep getting tongue tied and end up mumbling just before i say the pickup line

"Hey wanna go to [ice-cream place across the street from school] sometime?"

May not sound that bad, but it took me 4 tries over a period of 2 weeks for her to understand that I was asking her out. I was promptly rejected. Pretty sure there's nothing wrong with the word choice, so I guess my delivery skills are just unbelievable bad.