Your going to make me spunk everywhere?
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Kiss-Shot
Soba-Scans Staff
So last night some random dude added me on Facebook, I was curious on who it was so I accepted. Few minutes later he started talking to me, then started asking if I was single, then started asking me other weird questions. Turns out he assumed I was gay just like him, I made it clear I wasn't (it even says on my profile that I'm straight >_>)
But after this he continued talking to me, saying how it was a shame I wasn't, and whether I'd let a guy suck me off if they paid me and how he could make me 'spunk everywhere'. It was at this point I deleted him.
Too lazy to read? I got chatted up by a horny gay guy.
So who's the weirdest person you've had chat you up?
But after this he continued talking to me, saying how it was a shame I wasn't, and whether I'd let a guy suck me off if they paid me and how he could make me 'spunk everywhere'. It was at this point I deleted him.
Too lazy to read? I got chatted up by a horny gay guy.
So who's the weirdest person you've had chat you up?
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I like the way you've declared this here, on Fakku.
But in all seriousness. Weirdest person would have to be that Indian guy on the bus that begged me to have coffee with him. When I promptly refused, he tried, key word try here, to seduce me with some poems he'd wrote.
I've been chatted up by many a foreign man, but it just struck me as extra odd the way he whipped out some sheets of poetry from absolutely nowhere.
But in all seriousness. Weirdest person would have to be that Indian guy on the bus that begged me to have coffee with him. When I promptly refused, he tried, key word try here, to seduce me with some poems he'd wrote.
I've been chatted up by many a foreign man, but it just struck me as extra odd the way he whipped out some sheets of poetry from absolutely nowhere.
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LOL I had a gay dude ask to be my friend on FB, he was on my sisters friends list so I added him then we started talking (about trucks and stuff) then hes like oh im gay and ur cute. I was like O.o then I lol'ed, was weird he had seen me at my sisters before but I dont remember seeing him kinda creeped me out still fb friends though.
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This one time I was home alone and it was about mid-afternoon when my doorbell rang. I was busy with my unrelenting fap quest and did not want to be disturbed, so naturally I just ignored it. The knocking and doorbell spam continued. So I zipped up my pants and went to the door.
It was some random soccer-mom lookin' bitch with her tight jeans trying to pass off like she is 20, but clearly 40 some odd, fake tan, crazy wrinkly bitch. Anyways, now that you have this image in your mind, she tried to enter my house very casually. Luckily, I am the type of person who instantly guards entry way into my house unless it's someone I know. She yells at me "I'm here to pick up the cat!". Naturally, I think the lady is nuts. "Mam," I said, because you know women like her get furious when you say Mam "I have no idea what you are talking about. I don't have any cats to give you, so if you could kindly leave or come back another time when my parents are back."
"No, the e-mail said to be here at 3:30, and I'm here, and I'm going to get that cat." Again, she tries to enter my house. This time I get a little more aggressive with my push. She tries to stare me down, I stare back. "So you're home alone huh?" she said in a flirty voice. Now she changes her stance a little bit, trying to act all, what I think she thought was, sexy and cute. "Uhhhh... yah?" "So wouldn't mind if I came in for a little bit would you? I have a box of wine in my car, don't worry, I wouldn't tell on you, you're a cutey." If things weren't already weird enough, this basically was the icing on the cake. I slammed the door on her face and locked the door. The doorbell kept ringing and I could hear her screaming from my room. I called the cops, never heard from her again.
It was some random soccer-mom lookin' bitch with her tight jeans trying to pass off like she is 20, but clearly 40 some odd, fake tan, crazy wrinkly bitch. Anyways, now that you have this image in your mind, she tried to enter my house very casually. Luckily, I am the type of person who instantly guards entry way into my house unless it's someone I know. She yells at me "I'm here to pick up the cat!". Naturally, I think the lady is nuts. "Mam," I said, because you know women like her get furious when you say Mam "I have no idea what you are talking about. I don't have any cats to give you, so if you could kindly leave or come back another time when my parents are back."
"No, the e-mail said to be here at 3:30, and I'm here, and I'm going to get that cat." Again, she tries to enter my house. This time I get a little more aggressive with my push. She tries to stare me down, I stare back. "So you're home alone huh?" she said in a flirty voice. Now she changes her stance a little bit, trying to act all, what I think she thought was, sexy and cute. "Uhhhh... yah?" "So wouldn't mind if I came in for a little bit would you? I have a box of wine in my car, don't worry, I wouldn't tell on you, you're a cutey." If things weren't already weird enough, this basically was the icing on the cake. I slammed the door on her face and locked the door. The doorbell kept ringing and I could hear her screaming from my room. I called the cops, never heard from her again.
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Kind of Important
A ray of Tsunlight.
People say spunk?
I hear that, I think Spunky from Rocko's Modern Life.
I hear that, I think Spunky from Rocko's Modern Life.
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imnotyourdude wrote...
This one time I was home alone and it was about mid-afternoon when my doorbell rang. I was busy with my unrelenting fap quest and did not want to be disturbed, so naturally I just ignored it. The knocking and doorbell spam continued. So I zipped up my pants and went to the door.It was some random soccer-mom lookin' bitch with her tight jeans trying to pass off like she is 20, but clearly 40 some odd, fake tan, crazy wrinkly bitch. Anyways, now that you have this image in your mind, she tried to enter my house very casually. Luckily, I am the type of person who instantly guards entry way into my house unless it's someone I know. She yells at me "I'm here to pick up the cat!". Naturally, I think the lady is nuts. "Mam," I said, because you know women like her get furious when you say Mam "I have no idea what you are talking about. I don't have any cats to give you, so if you could kindly leave or come back another time when my parents are back."
"No, the e-mail said to be here at 3:30, and I'm here, and I'm going to get that cat." Again, she tries to enter my house. This time I get a little more aggressive with my push. She tries to stare me down, I stare back. "So you're home alone huh?" she said in a flirty voice. Now she changes her stance a little bit, trying to act all, what I think she thought was, sexy and cute. "Uhhhh... yah?" "So wouldn't mind if I came in for a little bit would you? I have a box of wine in my car, don't worry, I wouldn't tell on you, you're a cutey." If things weren't already weird enough, this basically was the icing on the cake. I slammed the door on her face and locked the door. The doorbell kept ringing and I could hear her screaming from my room. I called the cops, never heard from her again.
+rep for awesome story
This was about like a year back, I had to stay the night at this guy's house for various reasons
I had just recently met him through another friend but he seemed like a pretty
cool guy so I was like, what the hell we'll just play some games and go to sleep
After playing army of two for about 3 hours I decided to go to sleep since I had stuff to do the next day. Right when I was about go head over to the couch he asked me if i wanted to make 20 bucks. I was sure why wouldn't I! Manga costs money you know unless you steal it from the libary. Anyways he said that he would give me a 20 if I stood in front of the room and took of my pants. At first I was thinking he was pulling my leg but then he looked into my eyes and said " I'm serious, it's alright I mean its just two guys having fun right?" I responded by screaming at him and repeatably telling him that I wasn't gay. Then he told me that [insert friend's name here] had told him that I was gay and was really open about sexual things. It ended like this: I ran as fast as possible away from that place and kicked my friend in the balls the next day.
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Kiss-Shot wrote...
So last night some random dude added me on Facebook, I was curious on who it was so I accepted. Few minutes later he started talking to me, then started asking if I was single, then started asking me other weird questions. Turns out he assumed I was gay just like him, I made it clear I wasn't (it even says on my profile that I'm straight >_>)But after this he continued talking to me, saying how it was a shame I wasn't, and whether I'd let a guy suck me off if they paid me and how he could make me 'spunk everywhere'. It was at this point I deleted him.
Too lazy to read? I got chatted up by a horny gay guy.
So who's the weirdest person you've had chat you up?
It probably wasn't a horny gay guy, but probably one of your friends pulling a prank on you. If you said anything that sounds gay, they would've probably taken a screenshot of the conversation and blackmail you.
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Kiss-Shot
Soba-Scans Staff
I'm pretty sure it wasn't, I could tell from his profile that it wasn't one quickly put together.
Although my friends did have a good laugh at it :P
Although my friends did have a good laugh at it :P
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Kind of Important
A ray of Tsunlight.
Kiss-Shot wrote...
I'm pretty sure it wasn't, I could tell from his profile that it wasn't one quickly put together.Although my friends did have a good laugh at it :P
Actually, I have a story for something just like that.
A buddy of mine had been talking off and on for years with this one chick. Angel was her name. Basically he totally bought into the fact that she was a real person.
So, in a nutshell after like the fourth year, this so called girl finally gave the jig up, and admitted to having actually been three different girls, who had fabricated the entire Myspace page of this 'Angel' and had been fucking with him for all that time.
And like a good friend, I immediately laughed my ass off.
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Kind of Important wrote...
Kiss-Shot wrote...
I'm pretty sure it wasn't, I could tell from his profile that it wasn't one quickly put together.Although my friends did have a good laugh at it :P
Actually, I have a story for something just like that.
A buddy of mine had been talking off and on for years with this one chick. Angel was her name. Basically he totally bought into the fact that she was a real person.
So, in a nutshell after like the fourth year, this so called girl finally gave the jig up, and admitted to having actually been three different girls, who had fabricated the entire Myspace page of this 'Angel' and had been fucking with him for all that time.
And like a good friend, I immediately laughed my ass off.
Wow he must have been shocked the poor guy
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Kind of Important
A ray of Tsunlight.
That feeling of 'oh man, I'm so sorry' never crossed my mind.
He was acting like a stuck up bitch about that chick anyway. "oh look at this, and that, all about this girl, etc"
So when that happened, it was delicious karma, and many laughs were had that day.
Not just from me, but from all of our little group.
Great friends, aren't we?
He was acting like a stuck up bitch about that chick anyway. "oh look at this, and that, all about this girl, etc"
So when that happened, it was delicious karma, and many laughs were had that day.
Not just from me, but from all of our little group.
Great friends, aren't we?
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Kind of Important wrote...
A buddy of mine had been talking off and on for years with this one chick. Angel was her name. Basically he totally bought into the fact that she was a real person.So, in a nutshell after like the fourth year, this so called girl finally gave the jig up, and admitted to having actually been three different girls, who had fabricated the entire Myspace page of this 'Angel' and had been fucking with him for all that time.
And like a good friend, I immediately laughed my ass off.
Hmm that sounds like something I would do
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Kind of Important
A ray of Tsunlight.
That's...good to know Moo.
I think. Guess I'll be on the lookout from now on.
I think. Guess I'll be on the lookout from now on.
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Waar
FAKKU Moderator
theres a thread somewhere about my best/worst experience, it was called 14/f/cali abut it's somewhere on here. I would love it if someone could find it for me; some of my best work.
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i never had a gay guy talking to me online but at a party this one guy try to get me to go to his house he even offered to give me head he kept asking if i was gay or bi but i kept telling him wasnt he also bought me lots of drinks i got pretty drunk but if it wasnt for my friend stepping in that guy probably would have tried something
