[Mid-2017 Contest] Under Watch - Overwatch/Under Pressure

So, as much as I love writing deep overly emotional pieces, I always have a sweet spot for writing bad song parodies about FPS games. In the past I've written a parody of One Week by Bare Naked Ladies about CSGO, and a parody of Paradise City by Guns and Roses about Fallout 4. There's no connection between these two things. I just really like Overwatch and Under Pressure.




Mmm num ba Mei
Dum bum ba Mei
Doo buh dum ba beh beh


Angelic Descent on me
Angelic Descent on you, Genji ask for
Doomfist Uppercut that beats a building down
Splits a Tracer in two
Puts people on streets


Um ba ba Mei
Um ba ba Mei
Mei day da
Ee day da - that's okay


It's the terror of knowing what ranked is like
Watching some good supports screaming
'I want masters'
Pray tomorrow gets me SR
Toxicity in people, people in chats


Day day Mei mm hm
Da da da ba ba
Cavalry
Coming around, toss Pulse Bombs around the enemy
These are the days it never blinks but it recalls
Ee do ba Mei
Ee da ba ba ba
Um bo bo
Mei lap
People in chats
Ee da Mei da Mei
People in chats
Ee da Mei da Mei da Mei da


It's the terror of knowing what ranked is like
Watching some good supports screaming
'I want masters'
Pray tomorrow gets me SR
Toxicity in people, people in chats


Turned away from it all like a bad main
Sat with a emote but it don't work
Keep coming up with Meta but it's so slashed and torn
Dive - Dive - Dive?
Meta, meta, meta, meta, meta
Widow laughs under pressure we're on Reddit

Can't Reddit meta work once more?
Why can't we give meta that one more chance?
Why can't we give meta, give meta, give meta, give meta
Give meta, give meta, give meta, give meta, Reddit?


Because meta's such an old broken comp
And meta dares you to care for
The Winston on the (Winston in comp) edge of the pick
And meta (Winston in comp) dares you to change our way of
Caring about the game
This is our last match
This is our last match
This is ourselves losing matches, SR
Under ranked
Overwatch.