kenjiharima Posts

Once WWE runs out of nostalgia acts to use. Although time is running short, since it's already evident Undertaker can't wrestle full-time anymore. Last time he wrestled was in last year's WM.

WAS funnier. Cena's dominating this feud mic-wise. Apart from a catch phrase here, a random insult there, Rock hasn't said anything that Cena hasn't heard for the last five years. Some say Rock's 'dumbing himself down' to Cena's level but that's just retarded.

And now that's out of the way, its time for a little history lesson for all y'all. I have here a flow chart of EVERYTHING Kane has done since Monday last week.


Enjoy.

Elimination Chamber... jeez, it was kind of fun, but strangely I find myself wanting more out of it.

- CM Punk making fun of Miz was fun to watch. Maybe some sort of on-stage mocking.
- Daniel Bryan has mastered his heel persona very well, although I feel he could have used a more sinister beard style than the tried-and-tested CM Punk SES hobo beard style. Maybe SD's lead writer like it like that. Not to mention he no-sells the Cobra and immediately puts on a lock a few seconds later.
- The WM match that got the "straight to DVD" treatment last year is now a headliner - Sheamus vs Bryan. I hope they don't get the "Edge-Del Rio Main Event" treatment.
- What's the deal with the prolonged Jericho laydown?
- I hope they stop with the Nattie fart jokes soon.
- This is the only event of the year where I'm more concerned with the wrestlers' wellbeing. I mean, that's steel, folks. Getting DDT'd or suplexed or taking a fall on bare steel ain't fun.
- So here comes the Laurinatis plan to "dominate" WWE. God, that's sooooooooooo exciting.

You know google can do magical things, link