I was called a racist again by an imbecile for criticizing a certain religion even though I've said countless of times it is not a race, it is a religion.
I made some chocolate pretzels that I can eat and share with a few people at work. When I offered some to two of my coworkers, they both refused saying "I'm on a diet" and "I hate pretzels"
After some convincing, they tried it, then ended up eating all.
I was really happy I made them eat and enjoy it until I found out there was absolutely nothing left for me...
When I went home and opened the doors, all my friends were waiting for me in a firing squad and showered me and my love with a nerf gun attack. I laughed really hard and it really made my day.