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If life was like hentai then I would have a bunch of hot ass girls at my feet dipped in chocolate with whip cream and cherries…yeah no not likely.

What would really happen is I would probably have a dozen or so illegitimate children who’s mothers are all Tsundere and are out to beat the shit out of me for not being able to keep it in my pants. Or they would be Yandere nut jobs who want to kill me, kill them themselves, kill our kids, or kill herself the kids and me -_-

But on the bright side I’d probably have some elf/cat-girl on the side that would hide me away in a castle or something so it’d be all good

Id go with the 1964 Pontiac GTO. i have a thing for the older types

Comfy would be best. You don’t want to have to carry around a stick to beat off any guys who try to come near her if she’s wearing something revealing.

looks like the cakes not a lie

you gotta love cats

I’d say breast. Not too big though just big enough that I can get a good bit in my hands but not so much that id suffocate just from them smothering me

24, but only because I favorite things that I would come back to read again later or if it’s part of a series

Usually get on Youtube and watch some video about people doing stupid stuff

I don’t really see the problem with it. The way I see it some people are just really passionate about certain things

PSN: Plasmiues

I’ve never had sunburn as far as I can remember but I still put on sunblock every time I go to the beach. I figure better to be safe than sorry

I sure am, you never know when a Grue might come and eat you in the dark

I’d go with Brook from One Piece cause what’s better than being an un-dead guitarist?

I like the sound of †˜The league of extraordinary Fakkuers’

I say plot just cause hentai is the only type of porn that really manages to work in a decent story.