[Go Transit chime plays]
We apologize for the delay. o(_ _)o
The "Sequel Train" heading westbound to "TankÅbon City" has been derailed!
Riders instead will take the westbound mogg train heading to "Exhibitionism Centre" with bus connections to "Vanilla", "The Thick Eye-boroughs" & TankÅbon City!
Thanks You for your patience and choosing Wani Transit. o(_ _)o
[/GO Transit chime plays]
You'll be on your way up!
You'll be seeing great sights!
You'll join the high fliers
who soar to high heights.
You won't lag behind, because you'll have the speed.
You'll pass the whole gang and you'll soon take the lead.
Wherever you fly, you'll be best of the best.
Wherever you go, you will top all the rest."
"You'll wonder why anyone EVER wears a condom."
Me: "to reduce the probability of pregnancy or a sexually transmitted infection (STIs)" â”_(ツ)_┌â”☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ
Everyone else: ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
"It's hitting brand new places!"
Such as my fist punching the artist "follow" button! (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)و
Also: SEQUEL GODDAMMIT! (╬ﾟ◥益◤ﾟ) ╬ﾟ
[Meanwhile at Wani Headquarters}
[CRASHES THROUGH THE BOARDROOM] SEQUEL! (╬ﾟ◥益◤ﾟ) SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEQUEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! (ã¤★¢ç›Š★¢)ã¤ï¸µâ”»â”â”»