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Eddo wrote...
[PS. No religious insult intended]Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. Rbz to the rescue:
There's a christfag guy.
He prayed to god for great joy.
Then his dick caught fire.
Fucking commies are so manly even their guns have balls. From what I saw in the video, it can ejaculate enough lead to impregnate a tank.
Was watching "Amnesia: The Dark Descent" being played on youtube. The guy inadvertently locked himself in a room with the monster, then died. He restarts with the door closed and the thing right behind him. He opens door, runs down the hallway, then briefly turns around only to see that shit running straight at him. I almost fell out of my chair trying to dodge that shit. I didn't know the fucker could run.
Kaimax wrote...
Sockjob69 wrote...
300-fucking-gigs?!?! Jesus how do you keep that much organized?
I have more than 1 TB. All organized in back up DVDs and External HDD.
As insurance, or as Chris Rock calls it, in case shit (happens). Fuck the police!
The hat is covering a My Little Pony tattoo. A gangsta needs credibility when talkin' 'bout animu, yo (his gang sign is the peace symbol).
Find a white sheet, then curl up into a ball in the middle of it. Don't just make a simile referencing the Japanese flag, be the flag. In fact, this is the closest any weeb can come to becoming Japanese, so you faggots better be taking notes.
"Sir, the marketing isn't working."
"Fire Ronald, the fat fuck started eating the product; get Plan B out there."
[size=29]VOTE BURGER KING[/h]
"Fire Ronald, the fat fuck started eating the product; get Plan B out there."
[size=29]VOTE BURGER KING[/h]
mantisprime1250 wrote...
I can't stop scratching mih penisSo you made a thread stating a euphemism for masturbation. The public doesn't need to know the things you do to your "My Little Thingie" while you stare at insects. Be more selective with the dissemination of such information. As waar would say, "That's what PMs are for."
Welcome to the old fucks club. I, along with some other old fucks, stole your pension. We're fucking old and cranky (you just left the womb as far as I'm concerned); deal with it, faggot.
animefreak_usa wrote...
What's the mirror for? Is it there for the guy to make sure that there's no one taking pictures of him being a loser?
Raparperi wrote...
Even if you live your life in the internet, it doesnt mean real world doesnt exist D;Rbz wrote...
Sandwiches consumed must be real.I have flawlessly argued for the existence of reality; suck it, solipsists.
Lazy Artist wrote...
My burger had like no seasoning & IDK wtf was going on with my other two friends orders.And at the end of the day, as the moon became apparent, only one thing was clear to all: justice has been served.
Hard to resist such a delicious pun.
Same can't be said for his food, HA!
Raparperi wrote...
everyone on the internet are guysKitchen?
There are no kitchens on the internet. Sandwiches consumed must be real.
Raparperi wrote...
when you say bearder mushroom instead of karvarousku, it sounds too manlyI'll have none of this, you seem like a perfect candidate for the philosophy of the beard. Your manly fungi instincts will awaken in due time, sir or not really madam (everyone has an e-penis, you cannot escape this).
Raparperi wrote...
I think I'd be Karvarousku (finnish name for bearded milkcap) Just because I like the word for some reason + they are so delicious :oYou have just realized that sending a PM to Jacob could have you be recognized as a bearded mushroom in no time.
