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And here's me at some small village doing my social service

Since it's Holiday break from college. I'm at my parents place for a while. I decided to show my mother this thread. Despite her pointing and gasping at some of the advertisement. She looked at the poll, walked away and said it was a load of bs. While I might agree with her to some point since it is most likely biased. It doesn't mean she can just brush it off like it's nothing. I told her if she took the same survey to her friends that are mothers, theirs would be biased to. With that said I kinda dug my own grave. She gave me the whole list of why parents are right and we are wrong, which really ticked me off. I'm thinking I should just throw her present into the fire pit in the backyard. -.-
She didn't even look at any of the comments. Just looked at the poll, said it was wrong and rigged. Told me parents are always in the right and walked away. Nothing ventured nothing gained I guess. But it certainly a waste of effort.

Well, Happy Holidays everyone.

That said, she's a mother. And mothers are not known for their logic and reason, especially with regards to illness, or facing differing viewpoints with open mindedness.

Ever seen American Dad?
Stan and Francine smith have a very interesting sex life.
He apparently gave her one too many sex concussions.

Hence.
Sex Helmet. He bought one just for her.
Safety first, kids!

Please tell me that either the company does not have a confidentiality clause or that you've no qualms with breaking the rules.

[size=9]thurs a frunt page?
wur?!
i dnt kno we had 1!![/h]

I want an official Fakku sex helmet.
It should be sold in an array of colors, with a giant bold "F!" on it.

GOGOGO

Except for that one time I was a seal.

Hm, using their logic, Muslims should be renamed Musleems because some of them are terroristic bastards?I think not.

Nah, I like being a dude.

Although it probably would be fun to go around as a woman and tease a few guys, be super slutty and make them think they're in with a chance. Then when the getting's good, or so they think, [size=15]BAM![/font] I get my dick out. The ultimate cock block for most guys is when a girl has a dick. When they come to their senses and realise they picked up a chick-with-a-dick, they'll feel really gay afterwards. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I am pretty much the same. I tend to love my trails, I am not a very hairy person anyway but I shave because I have such a strong oder. I actually have a phobia against strong smells or oders, I know it sounds weird but it actually helps out alot. I mean if you smell nice people love to hang out with you. Btw, Do you shave your arms or leave them? I leave mine cause they aren't that bad.

You know people keep saying they shave and it gets itch, You know you can put hair removal creams, That way you don't have to deal with it as much. I don't get it, everyone seem to be thinking about the crotch what about the back (for men), The armpits, The stomach (Again for men)The ass crack and facial hair? Are you all saying you like a man with no hair on his body or just tiny hairs? xD same with women. So I really need to find out what you people mean. I mean I keep my stomach hair and facial hair. Anyway I have posted in this thread before what I like.

I was in a world of flying cars and floating trains and pussy-keyholes that can only be opened with the rightly-shaped (lock owner's) penis. Everything there worked by sexual means, and it was amazing.

This. When I get a crush on someone, its usually based on the personality and when I get a crush on someone, they start looking more attractive to me too. For example my high school crushes, I had known all of them for some time before I started liking them, and before that I didnt drool over them because of their looks or anything.
[size=10](I know, high school crushes are lol, but I really havent had any crushes since then, except for my bf, but since we met under different circumstances, I cant use it as an example that well)[/h]

I'll be alone this Christmas ;_;