The Empire Strikes yet again...
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Kadushy
Douchebag


SETAUKET, N.Y. – Times must be tough back at the Empire.
A bank robber dressed as "Star Wars" villain Darth Vader made off with an undetermined amount of cash after pointing a handgun at startled tellers inside a Chase bank branch on Long Island.
Detectives say the stickup man walked into the bank shortly before noon Thursday wearing a full head mask and a blue cape. The only part of the uniform that was out of place were his camouflage pants. And that handgun — no light saber.
Suffolk County police Detective Sgt. William Lamb told reporters at least one customer at the time didn't think the theft was legit. The customer, whose identity was not released, can be seen cowering on the floor in a surveillance camera photo, moments after the holdup man shoved him away.
"The customer thought it might have been a joke and not a serious attempt at a robbery," Lamb told the Daily News.
The only other description of the suspect was his height: between 6 feet and 6-foot-2. He was last seen running across a parking lot.
"I thought it was pretty comical, but I guess this guy was pretty serious about needing some money," Michael Aloisio, who works at a nearby restaurant and saw the bandit run past, told the New York Post.
"I think we need more police and more security here," said Louie Lin, 24, who works at a Chinese restaurant in the shopping center where the bank is located and saw the robber. "People need money so bad nowadays ... maybe next time they will come here and steal from us too."
Heather Apolo, 36, a Chase customer from Port Jefferson Station, said she was surprised the bank had been targeted. "It really is a good area," she said. "They'll probably beef up security and make sure something like this doesn't happen again."
Mike Fusco, a Chase spokesman, declined to comment other than to say bank officials were cooperating with the investigation. The holdup was the 15th in Suffolk County this year; 30 bank heists were reported in 2009.
The robbery comes about a week after a so-called bouquet bandit held up a Manhattan bank.
Authorities say Edward Pemberton used a flower bouquet to conceal a note demanding cash during a $440 bank heist July 15. They say he used a potted plant as a similar prop in a holdup at another bank earlier this month.
There also have been numerous reports around the country of men dressing as women, wigs, sunglasses and all, holding up banks.
A New Hampshire man robbed a bank in 2007 wearing tree branches and leaves.
A bank robber dressed as "Star Wars" villain Darth Vader made off with an undetermined amount of cash after pointing a handgun at startled tellers inside a Chase bank branch on Long Island.
Detectives say the stickup man walked into the bank shortly before noon Thursday wearing a full head mask and a blue cape. The only part of the uniform that was out of place were his camouflage pants. And that handgun — no light saber.
Suffolk County police Detective Sgt. William Lamb told reporters at least one customer at the time didn't think the theft was legit. The customer, whose identity was not released, can be seen cowering on the floor in a surveillance camera photo, moments after the holdup man shoved him away.
"The customer thought it might have been a joke and not a serious attempt at a robbery," Lamb told the Daily News.
The only other description of the suspect was his height: between 6 feet and 6-foot-2. He was last seen running across a parking lot.
"I thought it was pretty comical, but I guess this guy was pretty serious about needing some money," Michael Aloisio, who works at a nearby restaurant and saw the bandit run past, told the New York Post.
"I think we need more police and more security here," said Louie Lin, 24, who works at a Chinese restaurant in the shopping center where the bank is located and saw the robber. "People need money so bad nowadays ... maybe next time they will come here and steal from us too."
Heather Apolo, 36, a Chase customer from Port Jefferson Station, said she was surprised the bank had been targeted. "It really is a good area," she said. "They'll probably beef up security and make sure something like this doesn't happen again."
Mike Fusco, a Chase spokesman, declined to comment other than to say bank officials were cooperating with the investigation. The holdup was the 15th in Suffolk County this year; 30 bank heists were reported in 2009.
The robbery comes about a week after a so-called bouquet bandit held up a Manhattan bank.
Authorities say Edward Pemberton used a flower bouquet to conceal a note demanding cash during a $440 bank heist July 15. They say he used a potted plant as a similar prop in a holdup at another bank earlier this month.
There also have been numerous reports around the country of men dressing as women, wigs, sunglasses and all, holding up banks.
A New Hampshire man robbed a bank in 2007 wearing tree branches and leaves.
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I lol'd.
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Looky-tan
Got Megane?
I lol'd at the television report saying that there was a "disturbance in the force"
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animefreak_usa
Child of Samael
well shit how else is he going to pay back the emperor for fucking letting his son blow up the deathstar... twice
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Tegumi
"im always cute"
The only text you contributed to this was:
Also, reactions in this thread:
"oh my god it's so funny that someone robbed a bank"
Kadushy wrote...
I lol'd.Also, reactions in this thread:
"oh my god it's so funny that someone robbed a bank"
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I wonder if he said any funny lines from the movie like....."put the money in the bag because i am your father"
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now the police will have to train the new recruits in the jedi way to prevent more cases like this
u r going to kill me by laughter
Asphodel wrote...
The force obviously wasn't strong with the bank.Looking4Moar wrote...
I lol'd at the television report saying that there was a "disturbance in the force"wahn wrote...
I wonder if he said any funny lines from the movie like....."put the money in the bag because i am your father"u r going to kill me by laughter
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Tegumi wrote...
The only text you contributed to this was:Kadushy wrote...
I lol'd.Also, reactions in this thread:
"oh my god it's so funny that someone robbed a bank"
He also brought this article to our eyes =p
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Indeed, Kadushy......we thank you.
Geez, guys calm down no reason for setting a fire just because of a accidental few sparks.
Geez, guys calm down no reason for setting a fire just because of a accidental few sparks.
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Haburi-Chan wrote...
Now we just have to wait for a cop to dress up as Luke Skywalker.You would corrupt even Luke and Anakin?! D: