Ten Signs Your Girlfriend Is Crazy.
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It's usually easy to spot and decipher if you have a crazy boyfriend as we don't really hide our mental illnesses about our relationships very well. But females can be cunning and just so much devastating. Here are some signs that your girlfriend may be crazy...and I guarantee that your current partner is doing at least a few of these things. [AskMen.com]
No.10 - She knows things about you that you haven't told her. -- Especially in the early stages of a relationship, men keep secrets; sexual escapades, yearly income, etc. It will all be revealed in due time, but for now this is personal information. If she starts mentioning little secrets that you don’t remember revealing about your personal life, you'd better check your underwear drawer for your journal.
No.9 - She introduces herself to your family & friends behind your back. You've hesitated to introduce her to your friends and family because the relationship is new or you just might not be sure it's something that is going to the next level. Suddenly, your mom is asking questions about her and your friends want to know when she is coming out for drinks. She has found a way to skip your introductions and connect with the people in your life behind your back.
No.8 - She responds to messages on your behalf. The obligations never end. If it’s not an out-of-town wedding this weekend, it’s a birthday party for a friend you haven’t said a word to in months. You’ll RSVP on your own time and on your own terms -- unless she has already made the calls and penciled in everything on your social calendar. She has become your social secretary, making sure to respond to every invitation with a “plus-one.”
No.7 - She has all your passwords without you having given them to her. There is something odd going on: You have e-mails in your deleted items folder that you don’t remember reading, phone messages from friends that aren't making it onto your voicemail and text messages are disappearing off your cell phone. The only explanation is that your girlfriend has figured out your passwords.
No.6 - She shows up in places unexpectedly. There are times when you just want to hang with friends or even just be alone. She doesn’t care about either. She shows up at the bar as if she were the guest of honor and knocks on your door before calling to see if you're home. She appears at work, at the gym and at the bookstore. Check your pockets -- she might be having you tracked.
No.5 - She made a key to your house without asking. A brutal week at work has you dreaming of a night full of cold beers and hours of Xbox until your fingers cramp. You get home to find your partner sitting on the couch, waiting to go out. Not only is your weekend shot, but you can't figure out how the hell she got into your place. She made her own key. How she did it isn’t important right now because you should be much more concerned with why she did it and what you’re going to have to say to get it back.
No.4 - She stops taking birth control without telling you. As crazy as she's been acting, the sex is still porn-movie material. It makes sense because the crazy ones are always phenomenal in the sack. You ditched the love glove weeks ago because she is on the pill. At least you think she is on the pill. You haven’t see her take it, she hasn’t had to stop at the pharmacy for a refill and, now that you think about it, you can’t recall the last time she had a monthly visit from “The Red Sea.”
No.3 - She gets physical when arguing. Couples fight. The minor disagreement has turned into a major shouting match. If you don't walk away, punches could be thrown. While you'd never hit a woman, your partner has cocked back and let one loose on you on more than one occasion
No.2 - She threatens to hurt/kill herself. She is on to the fact that you aren’t happy and might be looking for a way out. She realizes that only drastic measures will keep you around. She starts making crazy statements in the middle of arguments, like,“If you leave, I’d probably kill myself” and other threats of bodily harm. Is she serious? You don’t really want to test her but you can’t keep up like this.
No.1 - She won't let you break up with her. It's not going well (and that's putting it nicely). The relationship is a nightmare. It's time to pull the plug. Only problem: She won't let you. You've tried countless times, but she doesn't get the hint. She won't let you break up with her and every time you think she has understood the hint, she is back in your house, hanging with your mom and showing up at your work to go to lunch.
In summary, My Solution: RUN.
No.10 - She knows things about you that you haven't told her. -- Especially in the early stages of a relationship, men keep secrets; sexual escapades, yearly income, etc. It will all be revealed in due time, but for now this is personal information. If she starts mentioning little secrets that you don’t remember revealing about your personal life, you'd better check your underwear drawer for your journal.
No.9 - She introduces herself to your family & friends behind your back. You've hesitated to introduce her to your friends and family because the relationship is new or you just might not be sure it's something that is going to the next level. Suddenly, your mom is asking questions about her and your friends want to know when she is coming out for drinks. She has found a way to skip your introductions and connect with the people in your life behind your back.
No.8 - She responds to messages on your behalf. The obligations never end. If it’s not an out-of-town wedding this weekend, it’s a birthday party for a friend you haven’t said a word to in months. You’ll RSVP on your own time and on your own terms -- unless she has already made the calls and penciled in everything on your social calendar. She has become your social secretary, making sure to respond to every invitation with a “plus-one.”
No.7 - She has all your passwords without you having given them to her. There is something odd going on: You have e-mails in your deleted items folder that you don’t remember reading, phone messages from friends that aren't making it onto your voicemail and text messages are disappearing off your cell phone. The only explanation is that your girlfriend has figured out your passwords.
No.6 - She shows up in places unexpectedly. There are times when you just want to hang with friends or even just be alone. She doesn’t care about either. She shows up at the bar as if she were the guest of honor and knocks on your door before calling to see if you're home. She appears at work, at the gym and at the bookstore. Check your pockets -- she might be having you tracked.
No.5 - She made a key to your house without asking. A brutal week at work has you dreaming of a night full of cold beers and hours of Xbox until your fingers cramp. You get home to find your partner sitting on the couch, waiting to go out. Not only is your weekend shot, but you can't figure out how the hell she got into your place. She made her own key. How she did it isn’t important right now because you should be much more concerned with why she did it and what you’re going to have to say to get it back.
No.4 - She stops taking birth control without telling you. As crazy as she's been acting, the sex is still porn-movie material. It makes sense because the crazy ones are always phenomenal in the sack. You ditched the love glove weeks ago because she is on the pill. At least you think she is on the pill. You haven’t see her take it, she hasn’t had to stop at the pharmacy for a refill and, now that you think about it, you can’t recall the last time she had a monthly visit from “The Red Sea.”
No.3 - She gets physical when arguing. Couples fight. The minor disagreement has turned into a major shouting match. If you don't walk away, punches could be thrown. While you'd never hit a woman, your partner has cocked back and let one loose on you on more than one occasion
No.2 - She threatens to hurt/kill herself. She is on to the fact that you aren’t happy and might be looking for a way out. She realizes that only drastic measures will keep you around. She starts making crazy statements in the middle of arguments, like,“If you leave, I’d probably kill myself” and other threats of bodily harm. Is she serious? You don’t really want to test her but you can’t keep up like this.
No.1 - She won't let you break up with her. It's not going well (and that's putting it nicely). The relationship is a nightmare. It's time to pull the plug. Only problem: She won't let you. You've tried countless times, but she doesn't get the hint. She won't let you break up with her and every time you think she has understood the hint, she is back in your house, hanging with your mom and showing up at your work to go to lunch.
In summary, My Solution: RUN.
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No.9 and No.8.. So my ex is actually 20% crazy.. Gotta forget about this
And anyway, +rep, I liked it
And anyway, +rep, I liked it
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No.6 - She shows up in places unexpectedly. There are times when you just want to hang with friends or even just be alone. She doesn’t care about either. She shows up at the bar as if she were the guest of honor and knocks on your door before calling to see if you're home. She appears at work, at the gym and at the bookstore. Check your pockets -- she might be having you tracked.
now that's what you call Stalker....
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TheDarkStarAlchemist
Requests Moderator
[color=blue]Number 9. It's happened to me. Scary shit.
Edit: Twice.[/color]
Edit: Twice.[/color]
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Yeah some people are into that...
I actually wouldnt mind having someone who is literally "nuts" for me...
then again I never had any of that stuff happen to me so I dunno how I would react IRL...
I actually wouldnt mind having someone who is literally "nuts" for me...
then again I never had any of that stuff happen to me so I dunno how I would react IRL...
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I see no mark for "Attepts to destroy your internal organs." That's how I figured out my ex was a psycho bitch.
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I like that type of girl ^_^...... But something i don't like....... i like crazy girlfriend but not an INSANE GIRLFRIEND!!
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Like that T_T
[/img]Like that T_T
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tsuyoshiro
FAKKU Writer
mazda1024 wrote...
I like that type of girl ^_^...... But something i don't like....... i like crazy girlfriend but not an INSANE GIRLFRIEND!!Spoiler:
Like that T_T
...Do you have some sort of problem with her? Yuno rules. And she isn't really crazy, she just cares too much.
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I can thankfully say my gf has never done any of those things. Not sure that means she's not crazy...but at least not that kind of crazy.
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tsuyoshiro wrote...
mazda1024 wrote...
I like that type of girl ^_^...... But something i don't like....... i like crazy girlfriend but not an INSANE GIRLFRIEND!!Spoiler:
Like that T_T
...Do you have some sort of problem with her? Yuno rules. And she isn't really crazy, she just cares too much.
I like her insanity but it's too much! okay if you are yukiteru would you prefer sitting in the chair and tied up?
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Well, I don't think that knowing small secrets is that crazy. In fact, most people are handling personal information rather irresponsible. Example would be your income - all it takes is to leave the monthly transfer information of your bank account next to your breakfast / dinner / evening meal when you are rushing off somewhere and your partner will know with one glance what you earn by seeing the name of your employer and the amount of money transferred in.
In fact, I think that most of those "how did you know that?" stuff is usual going for both partners in the end, as you drop hints without realizing it. All it takes is putting 1+1 together and some slight guesswork. Well... that goes for most things except credit card pin-codes, TAN numbers, passwords etc.
In fact, I think that most of those "how did you know that?" stuff is usual going for both partners in the end, as you drop hints without realizing it. All it takes is putting 1+1 together and some slight guesswork. Well... that goes for most things except credit card pin-codes, TAN numbers, passwords etc.
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Eranikum wrote...
Well, I don't think that knowing small secrets is that crazy. In fact, most people are handling personal information rather irresponsible. Example would be your income - all it takes is to leave the monthly transfer information of your bank account next to your breakfast / dinner / evening meal when you are rushing off somewhere and your partner will know with one glance what you earn by seeing the name of your employer and the amount of money transferred in.In fact, I think that most of those "how did you know that?" stuff is usual going for both partners in the end, as you drop hints without realizing it. All it takes is putting 1+1 together and some slight guesswork. Well... that goes for most things except credit card pin-codes, TAN numbers, passwords etc.
or simply?
