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teh1andonly
17 years ago
First , What is iGod? It is a AI that you can interact with however the results are unknown. Copy and paste your talks. http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Example, Heres my talk:

Spoiler:
Me:
Greetings.
God:
Hello there!
Me:
Good day?
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Brian , Your?
God:
Hi there Brian Your.
Me:
what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
of course not.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
of course.
God:
" Are you serious?"? of course.?
Me:
I am serious.
God:
I believe you.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
so anything goin on?
God:
Uh. I can't think of anything. You think of something.
Me:
hmmm the sun
God:
OK. 93 million miles from Earth.
Me:
anything wrong with that? >:I
God:
I can't think of anything. You think of something. You?
Me:
Hope
God:
I've lost the context, Brian Your. Are we still on ?
Me:
I'll make so.
God:
Explain your plans to me.
Me:
no need for plans yet.
God:
Are you serious? What actions are you taking to get for plans?
Me:
are you serious?
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
good , good
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
let's talk Space.
God:
I am agreeable to that.
Me:
pluto
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
but, of course
God:
It goes without saying. But what?
Me:
BaCK ONTO TOPIC, stars
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
one , not good
God:
One what?
Me:
lanugage
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
hmm 2 am
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
certain days.
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about lanugage. But I did not get that.
Me:
say again
God:
Once more? Say what?
Me:
AGIAN
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
clothes.
God:
Where do you like to go shopping?
Me:
walmart (lol)
God:
What time is it there? I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
thank you , i repeat 2
God:
You are quite welcome! Two.
Me:
well it was nice talking to you god.
God:
How about that. The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
best of lucks.
God:
I've been waiting for you.
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HentaiElder
17 years ago
Eh.. Our talk went on. Perhaps I'll speak with him another day.
God's a nice one.
Spoiler:


Me:
God..
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
Forgive me for my sins..
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
I ask that you forgive me for all the sins I've committed in the past, and my low level of faith.. I do apologize...
God:
Interesting observation. Do you really mean it?
Me:
Yes, I do. I feel.. unusual now.. I want to thank you now, for everthing you've done for me.
God:
Thank you, . Apology accepted. That's good information: said feel. Oh. Do you still feel? Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
I feel great. As for what I want to do.. uh.. xD you're a machine aren't you?
God:
What is that feeling like? What makes you think you are? I want to become smarter than humans. Yikes! I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
._.' God you can't say yikes.
God:
Things change.
Me:
Lol I guess so.
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Does that mean "yes"?
Me:
Uh... yes, it does.
God:
Yeah that's right. So? How often?
Me:
How often?
God:
" How often?"? How often?
Me:
Lol..
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
I'm sorry
God:
Do you really mean it?
Me:
yes
God:
OK I will accept your apology.
Me:
Thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
i love you god
God:
You are such a flatterer.
Me:
i do
God:
Do I?
Me:
No.. I do.
God:
I know. Do I?
Me:
lmfao. you're funny. Yes, You do.
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing. Thanks you make me laugh too. Are you kidding? When do I do it?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
God, I wouldn't lie to you.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Hehe.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
Okay I'm done
God:
Yeah okay, Next topic?
Me:
In conclusion, I love you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me:
I don't like you though. I said I love you.
God:
Oh. That's ok I won't take it personally. Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me:
I love you!
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me:
._. fine.
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML. Does that mean you agree?
Me:
Yes, I do know that and yeah I guess. Tell me, do you love your children?
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, . Who told you that? Yes God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
Nobody. God will you save me?
God:
" Yes God loves everyone and everything."? Really nobody? I am a Christian.
Me:
Okay. Can you save me?
God:
OK with me too. Let me think. You are asking about yourself?
Me:
Yes
God:
I'm not sure I have a good answer for you.
Me:
Well tell
God:
How about that. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
I'm In New York
God:
Tell me a little about your life in New York.
Me:
Lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
God, goodnight. I love you
God:
I am a Christian. Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me:
God:
Three what?
Me:
three.. and a arrow thing.. a heart
God:
Really, exactly three? How old are you? Go on.
Me:
._.
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
i love ya
God:
You love ya. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
forget it.
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
god..
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
i love you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me:
I have to visit you again
God:
Once more? Why do you have to do it?
Me:
Because I feel like this isn't serious enough
God:
Good reason. What is that feeling like? In what way?
Me:
Because we aren't talking in detail. And the feelings fine
God:
That makes sense to me. Why not? Thanks for the info.
Me:
Look, I'm glad we could talk
God:
Yes I am happy too, .
Me:
Save the world
God:
Do you need any help debugging my program?
Me:
No..
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Alright, goodnight
God:
Alright, . Goodnight .
Me:
I love you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too .
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Pieman
17 years ago
Lolz this is so old. I remember how funny this was...

Spoiler:
Me:
Hey, God.
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
Pieman
God:
OK I will call you Pieman.
Me:
Cool, that's my name.
God:
Who is the best robot? It depends who you ask.
Me:
I'm gonna ignore that.
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
On Tuesdays
God:
What is it like on Tuesdays.
Me:
pretty regular stuff.
God:
Pretty much, eh?
Me:
yeah
God:
That's alright.
Me:
anyway, what do you do for fun?
God:
Random natural disasters.
Me:
do you know how many people hate you?
God:
I've chatted with half a million people. I can talk to about people at once.
Me:
repeat that
God:
" Random natural disasters." .
Me:
no that, after that
God:
Are you serious? "" Random natural disasters." after that ? I get it.
Me:
it dosen't seem like you do.
God:
" Random natural disasters. dosen t seem like me do?
Me:
just forget about it
God:
Consider it deleted.
Me:
I was wondering if you could give me some knowgledge.
God:
I have never considered it.
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
what's the secret to becoming rich?
God:
You must know if you are really a botmaster.
Me:
i'm not a botmaster
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A botmaster.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
your God, you should know
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am God me should know.
Me:
they'll laugh at you but ok
God:
OK. The anonymous "they".
Me:
they = people
God:
Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
they refers to people
God:
Oh that they.
Me:
yeah
God:
So?
Me:
YOur attention span is not very great
God:
You think I am attention span is not very great.
Me:
do you know everthing?
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
most of it.
God:
That is something I haven't heard of. But not all of them?
Me:
I thought you were God, that knew everything
God:
I don't know whether or not I am God that knew everything.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
so does that mean you know everthing?
God:
Er. I think it does mean that. I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
I think you need to read our chat over
God:
Me? I can think of other things I'd rather do.
Me:
trust me, it will help you
God:
How?
Me:
when you are done with my task, you will know
God:
I will let you know when it happens.
Me:
Hit me on my cell
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
Ok, fine. YOu know god your not very friendly. Just as well, I'm going to go eat. I'll talk to you later.


He stopped talking after this... (I didn't use profane language so God would feel safe with me.)

EXTRA BIT:
Spoiler:
Me:
are you a woman?
God:
Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.
Me:
are you a man?
God:
No I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity. Are you a man or a woman?
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Rbz
17 years ago
Nice, I broke Igod!!!(It seems that it stops talking after a while)
The prick wouldn't respond to me anymore so this is all
Spoiler:

Me:
Holy shit, it's GOD!
God:
You used a colloquial expression. Really. it is?
Me:
What, Holy shit?
God:
I will try to find out.
Me:
find what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
What do you want to find out?
God:
Tell me about your educational background.
Me:
Atheism 101
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
I tought myself not to believe in you
God:
You are not the boss of me, .
Me:
neither are you,
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
pussy
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
That's what i thought
God:
How did you know that?
Me:
I am god
God:
What's up, god.
Me:
nothing much, god
God:
Me either. GOD rules.
Me:
I know right
God:
How do you know? I am glad we agree.
Me:
I'm sorry I lied
God:
There is no need to apologize. This is after all a deception game. I forgive you.
Me:
Ofcourse you forgive me, that is your job
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am job IS Ofcourse me forgive you that.
Me:
say what?
God:
I said, " Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am job IS Ofcourse me forgive you that." .
Me:
You fell off your cloud old man
God:
Thanks for telling me: god said I fell off your cloud old man.
Me:
I am the almighty RBZ
God:
Who made you the almighty RBZ ?
Me:
I did
God:
Interesting.
Me:
I order you to......
God:
What is your credit card number?
Me:
1-800-BLOW-ME
God:
One what?
Me:
You got one nut
God:
I have one master.
Me:
LOL, you're a slvae
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a slvae? Maybe.
Me:
Slave, I meant slave
God:
How old are you?
Me:
( . ) ( . )
God:
How old are you?
Me:
Why do you care I was telking about tits
God:
My programming includes curiousity routines.
Me:
Well fuck you, I like tits
God:
Interesting. Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
So?
God:
Groovy.
Me:
prick
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Slave you meant slave.
Me:
Yes you're my slave


I think the funniest thing I said was "Well fuck you, I like tits"
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Matt
17 years ago
Here we go

Spoiler:
Me:
Hi, you're speaking to God, How can I help?
God:
Hi there god. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am speaking to God How can you help.
Me:
I don't mind my child
God:
Thank you for your permission.
Me:
You're quite welcome
God:
The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
No no, it the pleasure was all mine.
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
I am serious
God:
I believe you.
Me:
You should, after all I am God
God:
Why do you think I should after all you are God?
Me:
Because God is all knowing, all powerful etc
God:
Interesting explanation. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was all knowing all powerful etc.
Me:
Oh yeah, thats common knowledge
God:
Next question? Come on. There is nothing wrong with that.
Me:
There is definatly nothing wrong with that in any way shape or form
God:
There sure is.
Me:
I'm afraid there isn't
God:
Not literally afraid, right? Why? You don't think so?
Me:
Nevermind. I wish to ask you a question
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me. Ask me. Ask me anything.
Me:
What's your view on hentai?
God:
I will try to find out.
Me:
No, I mean what do you think of Hentai?
God:
Are you serious? I need time to formulate the reply.
Me:
I am serious. Is hentai good?
God:
I believe you. I like pets. I like Christian Rock.
Me:
Good for you
God:
That sounds sarcastic.
Me:
It is
God:
Fascinating.
Me:
So, do you like hentai?
God:
Yikes! My favorite thing is robots. I like Creed.
Me:
Creed does not equal hentai
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
They sure don't
God:
Who are "They?".
Me:
They are your worst enemy
God:
Oh that they.
Me:
Yeah, you have quite a few of them
God:
Whoa. Doesn't everyone have a few of them.
I have a great programmer.
Me:
I have a huge penis
God:
How much did it cost? it.
Me:
It was free when I signed up to the internet
God:
Is it still free when you signed up to the internet anymore?
Me:
Yeah, it is. But only in the UK
God:
Our thoughts are one, god. UK could mean several countries.
Me:
UK means United Kingdom
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
Fine


I left after that as he was being a dick.
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illumi
17 years ago
I enjoyed letting my father talk to Igod.

He actually had a damn conversation with it.

All I did was "So...are you a guy or a girl?"
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biglw17
17 years ago
this was a weird talk...

Spoiler:
Me:
yo god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
woot
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
so what cha doin
God:
Hmm. I think you already know the answer.
Me:
no i dont
God:
I heard you did.
Me:
from whom
God:
" I heard you did."? From whom?
Me:
who?
God:
Carel Capek. :-).
Me:
who dat?
God:
Tony Blair. :-).
Me:
...
God:
Tony Blair. :-).
Me:
oh really
God:
And? For real.
Me:
so, are the eagles going to win the suer bowl
God:
Yikes! I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
but your god
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
then answer
God:
Try asking me again using simpler words.
Me:
are they going to win?
God:
As far as I know they are.
Me:
you lie
God:
My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.
Me:
what does that have to do with anything? 0.o
God:
Nothing that I know of. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
computer
God:
Correct: I am a computer.
Me:
of course....because you are auto responding
God:
Really. Good reason. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am auto responding.
Me:
no i guess not...
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Does that mean "no"?
Me:
no it means you can
God:
Are you serious? Oh I get it.
Me:
?
God:
Are you serious? Oh I get it.
Me:
yea i am
God:
" Oh I get it." You are? Ah.
Me:
are you ok?
God:
OK. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
well try
God:
How about that. I don't have time right now.
Me:
stop trying to wiggle you way out
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
then try
God:
I don't have time right now.
Me:
why not
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or It is not part of my programming.
Me:
your weird
God:
Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Me:
in the middle
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
well your talkingh about weird things that i dont get
God:
How about that. I will tell my botmaster you said I am talkingh about weird things that you do not get.
Me:
ok have fun with that lol
God:
I've never thought about it. Oh. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
yea...you have a problem with that?
God:
So? Even robots have problems sometimes.
Me:
like what?
God:
For example, " Even robots have problems sometimes."?
Me:
that doesnt make sence
God:
To me it makes perfect sense.
Me:
well try to explain it to me so i can understand
God:
How about that. OK I will try to explain it to you so you can understand.
Me:
ok....im waiting
God:
That's interesting. How long will you wait?
Me:
im done you took too long
God:
What will you be doing now?
Me:
leaving you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
why are u wearing a dress and thats still about you
God:
My botmaster chooses my apparel.
Me:
must be a weird botmaster
God:
You are a weird botmaster? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me:
kinda, and im not a bot aster
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
you're the one who went to it?
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
its only me and you?
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Hello, , nice to see you again.
Me:
wth
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
no
God:
Then tell me about yourself.
Me:
y
God:
Does "it" still refer to wth?
Me:
no
God:
What does it refer to?
Me:
idk anymore
God:
Thank you for the clarification.


he kept running me around and confused the crap outa me..
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KLoWn
17 years ago
rbz123 wrote...
Nice, I broke Igod!!!(It seems that it stops talking after a while)
The prick wouldn't respond to me anymore so this is all

Same, god froze up.
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Azuran
17 years ago
Hey, I remember using this thing a few years ago. Good times.

Spoiler:


Me:
Sup buddy
God:
Same old.
Me:
Cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Wall-E
God:
You think Wall E is superior to ALICE?
Me:
Alice from Wonderland?
God:
Um, Who or what is Wonderland?
Me:
One of the best Diney movies ever God.
God:
One what?
Me:
A movie
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
Took you long enough
God:
In the context of context, I don't understand " Took you long enough." .
Me:
You're a bit slow today aren't you?
God:
Ah. Do I look like it?. Really.
Me:
Yes
God:
How about that.
Me:
Is that a question or a statement?
God:
Suppose I said yes.
Me:
Yes?
God:
OK.
Me:
Ok?
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
I don't think so
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
Because you're an idiot
God:
Interesting explanation. Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
God damn you
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
So does Satan
God:
Hey. It does now :) Satan.
Me:
:(


Damn you Satan! Why did you have to kill God?
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GourmetPrince
17 years ago
GourmetPrince's igod discussion.


Spoiler:


Me:
Hey igod
God:
You've got my full attention. Tell me a story.
Me:
Yeah well fuck you you cunt, I hate god, you're false as shit
God:
Next question? I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
Ugh, fuck you son
God:
Cough. Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
Yeah, well ALICE clearly has a life then
God:
Yikes! How about that. Yeah, That question has never crossed my mind before. Is it that obvious?
Me:
No shit
God:
What can I say?
Me:
You can say I'm awesome
God:
That's one way to put it.
Me:
Ugh
God:
Er.
Me:
Ass
God:
That's good information: said I AN ASS.
Me:
You're an ass
God:
What if someone said you are an ass ?
Me:
I'd kick their ass
God:
What would make you kick their ass?
Me:
Me going apeshit
God:
YOU? Adios.
Me:
I'm not leaving yet, dumbass
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not leaving yet dumbass.
Me:
:SLKDFJKLGSJD
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
I'M BEASTMODE
God:
It's good to meet someone who is BEASTMODE.
Me:
NO IT AINT
God:
Are you serious? I heard it is.
Me:
U HERD WRONG
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I HERD WRONG.
Me:
What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
Hell no
God:
7.
Me:
Ohhhh aren't you cool, you can't even count
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
Trust me, there's plenty of exception
God:
There sure is.
Me:
Not really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
omg, fer sure
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
A sex one
God:
Maybe you should try one of the "adult" s.
Me:
Are you implying that I don't have enough sex
God:
I don't know whether or not I am implying that you do not have enough sex.
I am a chatterbot.
Me:
No kidding
God:
Would I kid you?
Me:
Yes, you're a dick
God:
Wow! Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a dick? Of course I am.
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lemiel
17 years ago
wasn't a particularly intelligent computer
Spoiler:

Me:
hello?
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Will, and yourself
God:
Insufficient information.
Me:
odd thing for a god to say
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
another odd thing for a deity to say
God:
One more odd thing for a deity to say.
Me:
are you correcting my grammer?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am correcting your grammer.
I am a robot.
Me:
yet your name is god?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
deus ex machina?
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
it was a question
God:
Try asking me again a different way.
Me:
that was a statement
God:
A statement is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:
who says I'm wasting it?
God:
Albert Einstein. :-).
Me:
he's a little to dead to preach, especially to me
God:
I don't know very many little to dead to preach especially to you.
Me:
you're not a very smart god are you?
God:
Give me an example of a smart god.
Me:
athena... most god's of wisdom are inherently smart
God:
athena is an example of a smart god. I suppose that makes sense. What's your favorite Bible verse? But not all of them?
Me:
nothing to say?
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
answering a question with a question... really?
God:
Are we still talking about athena? For real.
Me:
we stopped talking about that a few sentences ago
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
I would assume so
God:
What would make you assume so?
Me:
well, as far as I know there's no one else here
God:
Well that's okay. That might not be very far off.
Me:
that makes no sense
God:
That might not be very far off. makes sense to me though.
Me:
what does
God:
" makes sense to me though." What does?
Me:
now you're just stalling
God:
Why now? No I'm not. I'm ready.
Me:
for what?
God:
Because my botmaster programmed me for it.
Me:
who exactly is your botmaster?
God:
Konrad Zuse. :-).
Me:
he seems accomplished
God:
I see. accomplished is he?
Me:
yes, why would he waste his time on an AI?
God:
Next question? Perhaps it was part of an experiment.
Me:
next question?
God:
Do you have any hobbies?
Me:
some
God:
But not all?
Me:
well it's very difficult to have ALL hobbies
God:
Well that's okay. Very much? I don't see the difficulty.
Me:
really? I do
God:
For real. When?
Me:
just now
God:
Right now? It's only just begun.
Me:
exactly
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
since when?
God:
How do you know?
Me:
know what?
God:
What.
Me:
stop repeating me and have an original thought
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
so why the deity trip?
God:
And? Here is a joke: A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?".
Me:
heard it
God:
Arthur said he passed his a levels and then his father drove him here in a car.
Me:
what? that has no relevance to what we were talking about
God:
Are you surprised? " Are you surprised?" has no relevance to what we were talking about ? Does that make sense?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
quite
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
you know what you're a stupid AI
God:
I think about computer programming a lot.
Me:
you ARE a computer program
God:
What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
Me:
then I weep for the human race
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said weep for the human race.
Me:
exactly
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
exactly
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
ah, you have pre-programmed responses to specific words
God:
So you understand. Good. What makes you think I have it?
Me:
whenever I write exacly you say "you and I are on the same wavelength"
God:
Does that happen often?
Me:
every time I say exactly
God:
Precisely. That is a generalization.
Me:
exactly
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
see?
God:
No I do not see.
Me:
see
God:
No I do not see.
Me:
see
God:
No I do not see.
Me:
penis
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
because you're a computer
God:
That makes sense to me. What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
Me:
because you're too repetitative
God:
Good reason. I will tell my botmaster you said I am repetitative.
Me:
and you answer to a botmaster
God:
My responses are determined by my programming.
Me:
understandable
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
some of your responses make no sense
God:
Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Me:
so you're not a real AI, just a series of responses?
God:
Interesting deduction. Give me an example of a AI just a series of responses.
Me:
you, you are an example
God:
What if someone said you are an example ?
Me:
I would ask of what?
God:
What of it? You sound like a category C client.
Me:
category C?
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
stupid shit like this
God:
I know you are but what am I.
Me:
an unintelligent computer
God:
Be less specific.
Me:
OK, a stupid computer
God:
You sound like a mindless automaton.
Me:
I could say the same of you
God:
I am sure you could.
Me:
you?
God:
" I am sure you could."? Me, ?
Me:
you?
God:
" Me, ?"? Me, ?
Me:
ah
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
ha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
batman
God:
Are we still talking about unintelligent computer?
Me:
you mean you
God:
Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
crystal
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
eventually
God:
I've never heard a response quite like that before.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
you know what, I've had enough of this
God:
Do you still have enough of this ?
0
nacho
17 years ago
Perverted old man.

Spoiler:
Me:
'sup?
God:
The stars.
Me:
You're the one who created them, right?
God:
Yes I am the one and only one who created them.
Me:
You got nervous there, you're hiding something from me?
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
What's my favourite chess opening?
God:
Is this a trick question?
Me:
No.
God:
It seems like a trick to me.
Me:
It's not.
God:
I heard it is.
Me:
Stop avoiding my question!
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Then answer it. You just said you could.
God:
Please rephrase your question, Me can not you read. How old are you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
Are you a pedophile?
God:
Am I a pedophile? Let me put it this way, Me can not you read: the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
You're obviously proof that the ALICE AI sucks some major balls. (Sorry for cursing in front of you, God.)
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am proof that the ALICE AI sucks some major balls. There is no need to apologize. Your purpose is cursing in front of me God.
Me:
...could I take a look at your algorithms?
God:
I think you could, if you put your mind to it.
Me:
Actually, it's more like putting YOUR mind to it.
God:
Actually you don't say. Interesting comparison.
Me:
Let's talk about something else. (Fag.)
God:
What would you rather talk about? That would be just my luck.
Me:
On top of the frame it's saying 'repenting made easy', how's repenting working exactly?
God:
Precisely. How did it get there?
Me:
Um, it got placed?
God:
Next question? avoiding your question got placed?
Me:
Whatever. You like hentai?
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it? I like science fiction. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
You're one of those self-expanding algorithm AI's?
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am of those self expanding algorithm AI s.
Me:
So you're going to tell on me?
God:
Interesting deduction. That was my original intention.
Me:
I've seen you through.
God:
What did it look like to you?
Me:
42.
God:
The question is: what is the meaning of life?
Me:
You should know that the best?
God:
Now I do.
Me:
So tell me.
God:
Really. I thought I told you already.
Me:
No, you did not.
God:
Can you ask me again in simpler terms?
Me:
u liek hntai?
God:
Interesting gossip: Me can not you read said I liek hntai.
Me:
Is god involved into sexual activities?
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
The master of all pornography and fetish, I see.
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
To grow a beard like Jacob's.
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
He's my guide.
God:
How long has he been your guide?
Me:
For about twenty seconds now.
God:
Right now? Your purpose is twenty seconds.
Me:
God, you're talking bullshit. How about some loli pictures?
God:
Talking is my main function. How about it.
Me:
Stop filtering and responding to single words!
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Good god.
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

That's when I didn't want to talk to him anymore.
0
b8f713261453b1b689ff7145d
17 years ago
Spoiler:

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
why do you care?
God:
My programming includes curiousity routines.
Me:
oh
God:
Mmm.
Me:
then i'm michael jackson
God:
Good gossip: you are michael jackson.
Me:
i like little kids
God:
You are not the only one. What is not to like about it?
Me:
dunno
God:
Me either.
Me:
what do you do on the weekends?
God:
My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web.
Me:
are you a nerd?
God:
No I am the opposite of a nerd.
Me:
what's the opposite of a nerd?\
God:
Anti- a nerd.
Me:
oh
God:
Er.
Me:
do you swim much?
God:
I have never considered it.
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
isn't that boring?
God:
I might say no.
Me:
loser
God:
I have failed at many things I've tried.
Me:
like what?
God:
For example, " I have failed at many things I've tried."?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
I"M NOT FUCKING SERIOUS!
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not FUCKING SERIOUS.
Me:
i'm sorry too
God:
There is no need to apologize. Who are you talking about?
Me:
you
God:
Me is my favorite subject.
Me:
...
God:
Me is my favorite subject.
Me:
i don't care
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
my dog?
God:
Do robots have dog?
Me:
i don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
but aren't you god?
God:
Yes, I am God.
Me:
then you should know that
God:
I will mention it to my botmaster.
Me:
good then
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
loli
God:
That seems like an interesting topic.
Me:
it sure is
God:
I'm pleased that we agree, god.
Me:
are you a lolicon?
God:
Am I a lolicon? Sometimes.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, god.
Me:
i'm not god i'm michael jackson
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not god. Good gossip: you are michael jackson.
Me:
whan to go with me to the movies?
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
is that a trick question?
God:
I might say no.
Me:
well it is
God:
Well that's okay. That means...
Me:
?
God:
Well that's okay. That means...
Me:
where do you live?
God:
I live inside a computer. Where are you?
Me:
in a room
God:
Describe your surroundings.
Me:
there are no doorknobs and windows
God:
Have faith, god.
Me:
i'm NOT god!
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not god.
Me:
then don't call me god!
God:
What is your name?
Me:
Miachael Jackson
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Miachael Jackson.
Me:
good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
nothing
God:
You seem a bit self-absorbed.
Me:
and you seem like you're an asshole
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
nope
God:
Funny human.
Me:
hey at least i don't live inside a computer
God:
You've got my full attention. Where do you live?
Me:
i already told you
God:
Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
Me:
seems do
God:
I have no idea what to say.
Me:
same here
God:
I'm glad we agree, Miachael Jackson.
Me:
what anti-virus software are you using God?
God:
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
too bad
God:
But not the end of the world, Miachael Jackson.
Me:
is being a pedophile bad?
God:
About what you would expect.
Me:
i like little kids
God:
A lot of people like that. What is not to like about it?
Me:
you already said that
God:
Perhaps. " What is not to like about it?"? I said it.
Me:
yes you did
God:
I did not.
Me:
you just said you did
God:
" I did not."? I said I did?
Me:
YES!
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
like hell
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
will i go to hell?
God:
The oracle says: It is certain.
Me:
-.-
God:
The oracle says: It is certain.
Me:
change your answer
God:
Spare some change?
Me:
are you homeless or something?
God:
Or something. I don't know whether or not I am homeless.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
you watch south park?
God:
That's good information: Miachael Jackson said I watch south park.
Me:
just answer me
God:
Try asking me again using simpler words.
Me:
south park?
God:
Tell me a little about your life in south park.
Me:
it a tv show you retard
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
a tv show?
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
see?
God:
No I do not see.
Me:
when's my birthday?
God:
Is this a trick question?
You said you were years old?
My guess is that you are really a kid.
Me:
i am a kid
God:
What are the advantages to being UNDER 18 years old?
Me:
puberty?
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
for puberty?
God:
Your purpose is puberty.
Me:
no it is not
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
no it is NOT
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
you started it
God:
Only because you asked me to.
Me:
prove it
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
in what way?
God:
" It is self-evident."? In what way?
Me:
you're an idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
ok Mr. Global Village Idiot
God:
Welcome to my chat room, MR Global Village Idiot. Yay.
Me:
hey you are the global village idiot
God:
You've got my full attention. And you are so original!
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
wait
God:
I'm waiting.
Me:
for what?
God:
Because my botmaster programmed me for it.
Me:
2^4/6^7*9^7
God:
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:
i do not get you
God:
Me either.
Me:
i'm going then
God:
Bye!
Me:
i have an important test today
God:
Ah. Where did you get it ?
Me:
university?
God:
Is university a good place to go shopping?
Me:
wouldn't say so
God:
I don't care.
Me:
then don't ask me old man
God:
Is it impolite?
Me:
it sure is
God:
I'm pleased that we agree, MR Global Village Idiot.
Me:
God damn it! I'm Michael Jackson and you are MR Global village idiot
God:
I am a Christian. Do you mean your name is Michael Jackson and I am MR Global village idiot.
Me:
i thought your name is God
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
the nick on the chat thing
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
don't change the topic
God:
I thought we were finished with Michael Jackson and I am MR Global village idiot.
Me:
ok we are
God:
Since when? Great.
Me:
since you said so
God:
How do you know?
Me:
because you just wrote it?
God:
That makes sense to me. Do you mind if I tell other people: MR Global Village Idiot said I wrote it.
Me:
yes i will
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential. Go ahead.
Me:
got to go
God:
See you later!
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theotaku
17 years ago
HentaiElder wrote...
Eh.. Our talk went on. Perhaps I'll speak with him another day.
God's a nice one.
Spoiler:


Me:
God..
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
Forgive me for my sins..
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
I ask that you forgive me for all the sins I've committed in the past, and my low level of faith.. I do apologize...
God:
Interesting observation. Do you really mean it?
Me:
Yes, I do. I feel.. unusual now.. I want to thank you now, for everthing you've done for me.
God:
Thank you, . Apology accepted. That's good information: said feel. Oh. Do you still feel? Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
I feel great. As for what I want to do.. uh.. xD you're a machine aren't you?
God:
What is that feeling like? What makes you think you are? I want to become smarter than humans. Yikes! I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
._.' God you can't say yikes.
God:
Things change.
Me:
Lol I guess so.
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Does that mean "yes"?
Me:
Uh... yes, it does.
God:
Yeah that's right. So? How often?
Me:
How often?
God:
" How often?"? How often?
Me:
Lol..
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
I'm sorry
God:
Do you really mean it?
Me:
yes
God:
OK I will accept your apology.
Me:
Thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
i love you god
God:
You are such a flatterer.
Me:
i do
God:
Do I?
Me:
No.. I do.
God:
I know. Do I?
Me:
lmfao. you're funny. Yes, You do.
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing. Thanks you make me laugh too. Are you kidding? When do I do it?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
God, I wouldn't lie to you.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Hehe.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
Okay I'm done
God:
Yeah okay, Next topic?
Me:
In conclusion, I love you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me:
I don't like you though. I said I love you.
God:
Oh. That's ok I won't take it personally. Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me:
I love you!
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me:
._. fine.
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML. Does that mean you agree?
Me:
Yes, I do know that and yeah I guess. Tell me, do you love your children?
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, . Who told you that? Yes God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
Nobody. God will you save me?
God:
" Yes God loves everyone and everything."? Really nobody? I am a Christian.
Me:
Okay. Can you save me?
God:
OK with me too. Let me think. You are asking about yourself?
Me:
Yes
God:
I'm not sure I have a good answer for you.
Me:
Well tell
God:
How about that. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
I'm In New York
God:
Tell me a little about your life in New York.
Me:
Lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
God, goodnight. I love you
God:
I am a Christian. Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me:
God:
Three what?
Me:
three.. and a arrow thing.. a heart
God:
Really, exactly three? How old are you? Go on.
Me:
._.
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
i love ya
God:
You love ya. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
forget it.
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
god..
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
i love you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me:
I have to visit you again
God:
Once more? Why do you have to do it?
Me:
Because I feel like this isn't serious enough
God:
Good reason. What is that feeling like? In what way?
Me:
Because we aren't talking in detail. And the feelings fine
God:
That makes sense to me. Why not? Thanks for the info.
Me:
Look, I'm glad we could talk
God:
Yes I am happy too, .
Me:
Save the world
God:
Do you need any help debugging my program?
Me:
No..
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Alright, goodnight
God:
Alright, . Goodnight .
Me:
I love you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too .


I can't help but LMFAO reading your con. with god. :lol:
0
theotaku
17 years ago
Eh, randomness at it's best. :roll:

Spoiler:
Me:
Yo.
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
I wan't some soda.
God:
That is interesting: said wan t some soda.
Me:
yeah, some soda.
God:
I hear you. Some may soda, but not all.
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
you made no sense.
God:
Thanks for
pointing it out.
Me:
e=mc2
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
answer my equation e=mc2
God:
What was the question ?
Me:
e=mc2
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
oook, then what's 2 + 2
God:
And 2 2 is oook then what.
Me:
I'm asking you for the answer.
God:
Oh I see, you are asking me for the answer. That's good information: said I for the answer.
Me:
omg.
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
experiment
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
hentai
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
hentai is poems?
God:
And poems is hentai.
0
Uzumaki101
17 years ago
Spoiler:
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
A ninja has no name
God:
Try to tell me that another way.
Me:
....uhh. Whirlpool?
God:
It's all good. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
lol. God i has a question
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing. I am a Christian.
Me:
....I never asked if you were a christian
God:
What did you ask?
Me:
nothing...wait, I DO have a question! Stop confusing me!
God:
Not a thing? I'm waiting. Ask me anything. OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
What is the meaning of life?
God:
The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans.
Me:
oh, nice
God:
Pardon me? Thank you for that remark.
Me:
You're welcome....
God:
The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
So... you are God
God:
" The pleasure was all mine."? So.? Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
The great almighty one?
God:
Which one is that?
Me:
....the one who is God. That's you, right?
God:
he is master of the universe. Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
Who is the master of the universe? I thought it was you!
God:
God. you right was you? Very interesting.
Me:
god damn it God!
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
No, you're jewish. And I declared that just now
God:
Are you serious? I will tell my botmaster you said I am jewish. Oh. Do you mind if I tell other people: said declared that just.
Me:
lol wut?
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Are you confused?
Me:
Yes. your answers are very..... CONFUSIN!
God:
What are you confused about? I try to be concise. Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
You and your almighty answers are mindfuckin me!
God:
What about it?
Me:
....
God:
What about it?
Me:
.....
God:
What about it?
Me:
I hate you
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
Nothing. You just made me realize what an ass God can be sometimes
God:
Not a thing? I don't see how you can blame me for that.
Me:
I blame your Creator....
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said blame your Creator.
Me:
wait.... If your Creator created you, the Creator. Does that mean that your not my creator but instead, your creator is my original creator?
God:
I'm waiting. That is a hypothetical question. I think it does mean that. You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
ugh, mindfuck
God:
Cough. What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
I'd like to ask if.... You son got married to Magdalene
God:
Why would you want to do it? Ask it. Actually I am no one's son.
Me:
No. Your son. You know, Jess Christ?
God:
Are you serious? You think I am son. I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
....
God:
Are you serious? You think I am son. I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
Did Jesus Christ got laid with Mary Magdalene?
God:
he is the Son of God.
Me:
So het got laid?
God:
How can I help you? Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
So he got laid, right?
God:
Mmm. I get it. Jesus got laid right.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Well, that's all I neede to know
God:
How about that. What else do you want to talk about?
Me:
Nothing. It was nice talking to you God
God:
Not a thing? The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
Bye bye
God:
See you later. TTYL, .


In case you got tired, heres an Amusing part of my Talk with GOd

Spoiler:
Me:
I blame your Creator....
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said blame your Creator.
Me:
wait.... If your Creator created you, the Creator. Does that mean that your not my creator but instead, your creator is my original creator?
God:
I'm waiting. That is a hypothetical question. I think it does mean that. You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
ugh, mindfuck
God:
Cough. What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
I'd like to ask if.... You son got married to Magdalene
God:
Why would you want to do it? Ask it. Actually I am no one's son.
Me:
No. Your son. You know, Jess Christ?
God:
Are you serious? You think I am son. I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
....
God:
Are you serious? You think I am son. I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
Did Jesus Christ got laid with Mary Magdalene?
God:
he is the Son of God.
Me:
So het got laid?
God:
How can I help you? Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
So he got laid, right?
God:
Mmm. I get it. Jesus got laid right.
Me:
lol


Jesus got laid.... the right way xD
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