12/f/cali

Alright so I took a bit of time in my IRC day to mess with one of those "are you a girl" kids who joins every once in a while. This is how it went. (ps we dont act like this all the time, just when it calls for it)

[02:35] <Confuse> waar
[02:35] <Confuse> are you really 12?
[02:35] <waar> ya bro
[02:35] <Confuse> why are you here in fakku?
[02:35] <Confuse> you love porn?
[02:35] <waar> because i like cartoon pronography?
[02:36] <waar> problem?
[02:37] <Confuse> nope
[02:37] <Confuse> and cartoon pornography is not bad
[02:37] <Confuse> its an art.
[02:37] <waar> whatever, I just get my 12 year old rocks off on it
[02:39] <Confuse> and your a girl right?
[02:41] <waar> ya bro
[02:41] <waar> vag and everything
[02:41] <Confuse> vag?
[02:41] <Confuse> whats vag/
[02:41] <Confuse> ?
[02:41] <waar> vagina
[02:42] <waar> are you sure you're 16?
[02:42] <Confuse> lol
[02:42] <Confuse> yah
[02:42] <Confuse> y?
[02:42] <waar> because a 16 year old would know what vag is
[02:42] <Confuse> i dont really used talking to things like this.. thats why im still learning. :)
[02:43] <waar> noob
[02:43] <Confuse> :))
[02:43] <Confuse> hahahaha
[02:43] <Confuse> TT
[02:43] <waar> what the fuck does TT mean?
[02:44] <Confuse> trash talk..
[02:45] <Confuse> its really different here in philippines and there. :) i cant believe a 12 yr old is interested in porn. :)
[02:46] <Confuse> waar
[02:46] <waar> real men like porn
[02:46] <Confuse> is that jacob?
[02:46] <waar> its jaker
[02:46] <waar> not jacob
[02:46] <Confuse> aww
[02:46] <Confuse> its like jacob
[02:46] <Confuse> lol
[02:46] <Confuse> but jacob got more beard
[02:46] <Confuse> aww
[02:46] <waar> yeah
[02:47] <waar> beards dont grow here in north america
[02:47] <waar> so that cant be Jacob
[02:47] <Confuse> anyway, yah men like porn but i think at the age of 12 is too young.. but still.. cultures differ. :)
[02:47] <Confuse> ahh
[02:47] <Confuse> i see
[02:47] <waar> are you trying to tell me what to do?
[02:48] <waar> YOU'RE NOT MY DAD
[02:48] <waar> I CAN FUCK AS MANY GUYS AS I WANT
[02:48] <Confuse> lol
[02:48] <Confuse> im not trying to tell you what to do
[02:48] <Confuse> lol
[02:48] <waar> whats soooo funny?
[02:49] <Confuse> its just that your really a ki
[02:49] <Confuse> kid
[02:49] <Confuse> :))
[02:49] <Confuse> hhahahaha... i only said my views. im not telling you what to do.. dont be angry.
[02:49] <waar> a kid? i had sex at 11, when did you pop your cherry, or are you still carrying your v card?
[02:50] <Confuse> hmm
[02:50] <Confuse> good for you you lost your v card at 11
[02:50] <waar> I KNOW RIGHT
[02:50] <Confuse> :))
[02:53] <Confuse> waar
[02:53] <Confuse> still there?
[02:53] <waar> ?
[02:53] <waar> i dont sleep
[02:53] <waar> its for pussies
[02:53] <Confuse> lol


if you read this confuse, I want to share a pic for you, maybe we can hook up next time im in the Philippines?



Do you like me(circle one) yes <3/no :(

you do that waar...

whatever gets me more satisfaction points, I still have reinforcements to get.

the internet:
where guys are guys
and guys are 12 year old girls who lost their v card at 11
and where guys like confuse are confused and owned by a dude from a hentai site

Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ahhh...

Is it possible that guy was just being sarcastic?

As sarcastic as you were.

don't believe so, it continued on for a bit until he wanted my aim/msn/FB plus he only contacted people he suspected were female. I think someone wanted a hot cyber and got more than he bargained for.

Wow, that more than enough for the FBI to pop over to his place.

I lol'ed xD Damnit waar, your a comedian ;P

u sir do not know sarcasm that well to tell if is was or not

Filipino's really fall for that kind of stuff easily =.= , Especially gamer type of guys.

It just seems really queer that someone could be as stupid as that. But when waar said he asked for the IM I realized he was actually serious.

just to clear it up a bit here:

[03:01] <Confuse> lol. :) hahahaha.. do you have yahoo messenger or msn or fb?
[03:01] <waar> i might but i dont give it out to strangers
[03:02] <Confuse> why? . we wont be strangers if we will be friends. :)

You lucky dog, you. I didn't even get propositioned. I got asked about DSLRs :(. I was sooo totally ready to make an evening out of it.

Yeah. That does sound dodgy. Absolutely enough for the FBI to make a accusal.

That reminds me of the time my friend was playing WoW and posing as a girl.

Eventually, one guy fell for it, and wanted to cyber with my friend.

My friend accepted it and all, but before they started the webcams, my friend took his shirt off and started touching his nipples and making a weird face (keep in mind my friend is kinda fat)

the guys reaction was priceless...

That's hilarious! Did your friend show his face?

yeah thats why the guy was freaking out so much because of the nipple twist/combined facial expression xD

Basically my friend was imitating a bad stripper or something. I stopped laughing after like 10 minutes... great stuff... great stuff.. *wipes tear away from eye*

lol, and he didn't dc straight away?

waar, you pimp. you work fast